Somebody fucking won something!
So yesterday Crissy and Stoogie put their heads together and Crissy picked the winners of all the great stuff that Stoogie has in his closet taking up valuable sex toy space. And we did it all official like and used Random.com or Random.org or whatever it’s called and you can blame Crissy if you didn’t win but if you did win then you can thank Crissy.
And to express your gratitude you can also send her that new purple Coachy love she showed you a picture of a few weeks ago.
It costs less than what either the camera or the camera plus tons of other crap would have cost you so it would be saving money.
Crissy is always looking for ways to help the Queefs save a buck in these difficult and trying financial times!
Crissy is magnanimous.
And so anyway, Crissy picked the winning numbers and then to celebrate the winners she had very naughty phone sex with Stoogie and it was sooooo goooood that Crissy’s panties are still wet and she’s changed them twice already and let Crissy also tell you Queefs that he is a very, very dirty boy.
But you kind of already knew that anyway.
So the winners are….
The camera and all the crap that goes with it: MR. PERFECTLY!!!
And the video camera: MELISSA LION who Crissy thinks should celebrate her winning by making a naughty movie of herself with her new camera!
Take it off girl!
Don’t worry Mr. Perfectly. We won’t make you do it too.
Although it is only fair…