Crissy is not going to blog today because she is out of sorts. And she’s not even hung over.
This is very surprising.
Crissy has just emerged from the shower and while moisturizing realized that she forgot to shave her right leg and rinse the conditioner out of her hair.
Alice has to be at the groomer’s in 30 minutes so Crissy will have to leave the house this morning all hairy (well, partially anyway) and greasy.
Thank Jeezus and Mary it’s Friday, Queefs.
That is all Crissy has to say about that.