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Crissy

Crissy is not going to blog today because she is out of sorts. And she’s not even hung over.

This is very surprising.

Crissy has just emerged from the shower and while moisturizing realized that she forgot to shave her right leg and rinse the conditioner out of her hair.

Alice has to be at the groomer’s in 30 minutes so Crissy will have to leave the house this morning all hairy (well, partially anyway) and greasy.

Thank Jeezus and Mary it’s Friday, Queefs.

That is all Crissy has to say about that.

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19 Responses to “Not Fit to Blog”
  1. Stealthnerd Says:

    I am right there with you this morning. And I don’t even have the good shower anymore.

  2. brookem Says:

    ive done the conditioner mishap before. it actually isn’t a totally bad thing, especially in the getting colder weather here- sometimes it’s good for the dry HOH.

    hope your day gets better missy!

  3. k8 Says:

    Well, if it’s any consolation, I finally decided on my Halloween costume for the dance tonight and it was all because of you. Naughty Schoolgirl, here I come!

  4. Crissy's Pimp Says:

    well, did you shave the REALLY important parts at least?

  5. Matt Says:

    Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

  6. aznman Says:

    k8

    what a coincidence! i am dressing up as a schoolgirl too!

  7. Kiala Says:

    This happens to me all the time.

    I think I have Alzheimer’s.

  8. stoogepie Says:

    I forget to shave my legs almost every day!

    I’m with Kiala. I think I have Alzheimer’s, too.

  9. Daisee579 Says:

    Yesterday morning, I got up, got dressed for my morning run, and somehow while sitting on the bed to put on my socks, I promptly fell back asleep. It must be in the water. Yeah, that’s what we can blame it on!

  10. stoogepie Says:

    I forget to shave my legs almost every day!

    I’m with Kiala. I think I have Alzheimer’s, too.

  11. Adminderella Says:

    I’m having a “very hard to get in gear” day today, too.

    Hope your day gets better, Crissy!

  12. Shelly Says:

    Ahhh…shaving is overrated.

    Put your hair in a sleek pony-tail, and everyone will be envious of your totally fabulous, easy to manage hair!!

  13. Lauren Says:

    Ick, feel better!

  14. Dingo Says:

    I haven’t had innernetz almost all day! So, even if you were your usual hilarious self, I wouldn’t have been able to enjoy it until now. Top that!

  15. Megkathleen Says:

    I have those kindof days too often to count. I feel ya. The worst is when you forget to rinse conditioner out of your hair and because I’m a dummy it usually takes me a while of wondering what the hell is wrong with my hair before I figure it out.

  16. K8 Says:

    Hi - congrats on the award! Your link just appeared in my email inbox, just as I’m about to take a bath and tidy up in the old follicle department.

    That’s just weird.

  17. K8 Says:

    *GASP*

    I just noticed I’m not the first K8 to comment here!!!

    I’m off to have some serious words with my impostor.

  18. Bob Says:

    Lol, love your blog, found you through the blogger,s choice awards, congrats, just subscribed.

  19. Peachy Says:

    Congrats on winning the Hottest Mommy Blogger award!

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