Remember when Crissy said that she was going to talk about herself in the third person until it bored her?
Well Crissy is not bored exactly, she’s more like addicted to it.
It’s addicting, Queefs. It’s become a habit.
Crissy can’t seem to stop doing it.
And so Crissy might try to stop but then again if you Queefs aren’t annoyed by it then Crissy has no reason to stop even though if you say you’re annoyed by it and Crissy wants to keep doing it she will and she will totally ignore your wishes because Crissy is queen and you are not.
Crissy rather enjoys how when she has Martinis with Queen Elizabeth, Lizzie (that’s what Crissy calls her. She likes her Martinis straight up and dirty.) always uses “we” instead of “me” because her person represents the whole of England and not just herself.
Crissy thinks she might try this out.
“We are going to have a royal bath where we will masturbate and read shampoo bottles. We are not to be disturbed!”
“We do not like macaroni and cheese. It makes us vomit. Take it away at once before we have you neutered!”
Crissy sort of likes that kind of fancy talking.
Anyway, please fill out the form below and tell Crissy if you want her to keep talking in the third person or if you’ve had it up to your crotchals with it already. And Crissy wants to hear from all you dirty lurkers too! That’s right! She sees you and she knows where you live. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MASTURBATING TO HER MILF PICTURE.
It’s so last Monday!
Also, please be advised that Crissy may or may not actually care what you think. She just wants you to think she cares.
She’s soooo deliciously Machiavellian!
- Believe It.
- Free to good home, or not so good home, Crissy doesn’t care
- Meet Fanny, my inner fat girl.
- Apparently, Crissy Looks Like She Cares
- Prince Derek makes Crissy want to do Very Naughty Things. This cannot be normal.