And the winner of the Blogger’s Choice Awards for Hottest Mommy Blogger is…
CRISSY!!!!!
Woot! Woot!
Crissy didn’t have a speech prepared or anything!
Ahem.
First, Crissy would like to thank her daughter, Girlfriend, without whom she never would have qualified for the category in the first place:
Thanks Girlfriend! Mommy loves you and is sorry that now that we’re super famous and stuff you’ll have to hide from the paparazzi scum even more than before.
Crissy would like to thank Mister for getting her pregnant with Girlfriend in the first place:
Thanks for slippin’ one past the goalie Mister!
Crissy would like to thank her mom for teaching her that a well placed f-bomb is all a girl needs to get ahead in this world:
Thanks Mommy! You were right! As usual…
And of course Crissy has to thank her dear, dear friend, her Champion, her knight in shining armor, the man she is leaving her husband for just as soon as he tells her his real name, STOOGEPIE!
We will make the most gorgeous little comic babies together!
And mostly, Crissy would like to thank her loyal readers for voting for her. She had to beg, and Stoogie had to coerce, but YOU DID IT!!!!!
You made Crissy the true Queen of Fucking Everything!
This is a victory for us all.
You now have the Queen’s permission to leave work, proceed to the nearest bar, and get stinking drunk.
Do it in the name of the Queen.
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YAY!!!! Congrats Crissy!! Finally the Internets have acknowledged that you truly are QOFE!!!
the most important thing is that you beat dooce.
that’s really, really, really nice.
i assume we have a date with you, me, some lights, and a camera? i can hardly wait…
Okay, okay. Enough about YOU! When do I get my damn Queefette tiara and sash?!
Sweet christ I love the internet…
I am fulfilled.
Boobies?
Nice! Congrats! Does this qualify you for the international competition? Do you get to meet Donald Trump now?
Since I can’t stay home from work in your honor, I’m awarding my daughter a mental health day off from school instead! Thanks for giving me an excuse not to have to blast her out of bed with dynamite and poke her with a cattle prod to get her moving! She may NOT, however, proceed to the nearest bar…
Woohoo! Break out the champagne and show us the twins!
Peoples, the winner of the goodies will be announced tomorrow.
In the meantime, all bow to the official QOFE! I’m leaving work and getting even more drunk than I am already.
:ttiwwop:
Yay! Congrats Crissy! Btw, have you ever seen the show Chelsea Lately… I watched it last night and she reminds me of your blog.
Congrats To the Queen!
Y’know October could use another holiday (cause Columbus Day is pretty lame.) QOFE Day? Perhaps somebody more awake than me has some inspiring ideas for properly celebrating CrissyDay.
Awesome – you need to add a nifty gold medal to your banner.
Congrats… now whip them out and lets see them titties.
btw, as of right now, you’re also in the lead for 2009.
If Dingo gets a sash and tiara, I want one too!!! But mostly I want STOOGIE’S prizes!!!
Oh….oops….I guess it’s not all about me, huh?
CONGRATULATIONS!! I DID take off today, but not because you won…I just figured that out…..but because I am sick…..damn monkey plague. But I’m thrilled for you anyway. You beat the pants off of EVRYONE.
COOL!!
I am so excited for you, Crissy! BOOYA to all of the stupid preschool mommies in their ginormous Crissy-blocking SUVs! All hail QOFE Crissy!
Man you are hot!
Ken has big thumbs. Just sayin’.
Woohoo!! Congrats!!! YAY!!
I wish I could leave work and go to the nearest bar, but they have somehow chained me to my chair today. Mean, I know.
Woot!!! your famous.
can you send me an autograph now?
578 votes? Wow, you are 17.5% hotter than Dooce!
Congrats, Crissy.
AWESOME! This is incredible! And to think, we were here before you got famous. Don’t forget us.
Woho! I will be checking the mail for my big fat check from you
I may have voted for you 578 times.
Just sayin’.
No, no, no, that is not true.
HAPPY THINGY!!!!
Congratulations! Who won the camera???
Awesome! All hail the QOFE!
And from now on, I will only answer to “Queefette.”
I don’t even need a tiara or sash.
YAY CRISSY!
You’re all official and shit now! Woo!
This is just too exciting for words! You truly are the Queen of Fucking Everything.
Congrats to Crissy!! And to her pimp who gets to host a nude photo session
Rowr!
If I must, Your Majesty. I live to serve. You know, when there’s booze involved.
daisee, this would hardly be the first time it’s just me, a camera, and crissy in the same room…
believe it or not, this picture is 12.5 years old:
well there was a guitar and a candle too, i suppose.
This is the best news of the day! HOORAY! YAY CRISSY!!! Congratulations!
And, duh, you totally deserve it.
(PS I realize later that I spelled your name Chrissy and not Crissy on my site and felt very bad. Here is my public apology. I sorry!)
But more importantly. WOOO!!!
Congrats!
By the way, are you the
queen of fucking EVERYTHING?
or
the
queen of FUCKING everything????
just wondering…
OK, where are the nekkid pictures already? (I voted for you).
If Stoogie doesn’t come forward, I’ll send my address and you can move here to Vegas.
Congrats!! I bow to the Queen!!!
I so glad I got in on the bottom floor (when we were laying down drunk on it) so that we’ll still remain friends now that you’re famous!
bow down bitches!! congrats!
Congrats, I’m a new reader over from learning about your hilariously warped sense of humor from the awards. I now bow to you.
Congrats, Hottie. I vow to hotten up.
Congrats hot mom! lol… I loved reading this post as well. Keep it up and make more hot posts