And the winner of the Blogger’s Choice Awards for Hottest Mommy Blogger is…
CRISSY!!!!!
Woot! Woot!
Crissy didn’t have a speech prepared or anything!
Ahem.
First, Crissy would like to thank her daughter, Girlfriend, without whom she never would have qualified for the category in the first place:
Thanks Girlfriend! Mommy loves you and is sorry that now that we’re super famous and stuff you’ll have to hide from the paparazzi scum even more than before.
Crissy would like to thank Mister for getting her pregnant with Girlfriend in the first place:
Thanks for slippin’ one past the goalie Mister!
Crissy would like to thank her mom for teaching her that a well placed f-bomb is all a girl needs to get ahead in this world:
Thanks Mommy! You were right! As usual…
And of course Crissy has to thank her dear, dear friend, her Champion, her knight in shining armor, the man she is leaving her husband for just as soon as he tells her his real name, STOOGEPIE!
We will make the most gorgeous little comic babies together!
And mostly, Crissy would like to thank her loyal readers for voting for her. She had to beg, and Stoogie had to coerce, but YOU DID IT!!!!!
You made Crissy the true Queen of Fucking Everything!
This is a victory for us all.
You now have the Queen’s permission to leave work, proceed to the nearest bar, and get stinking drunk.
Do it in the name of the Queen.
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October 17th, 2008 at 7:44 AM
YAY!!!! Congrats Crissy!! Finally the Internets have acknowledged that you truly are QOFE!!!
October 17th, 2008 at 8:01 AM
the most important thing is that you beat dooce.
that’s really, really, really nice.
i assume we have a date with you, me, some lights, and a camera? i can hardly wait…
October 17th, 2008 at 8:05 AM
Okay, okay. Enough about YOU! When do I get my damn Queefette tiara and sash?!
October 17th, 2008 at 8:15 AM
Sweet christ I love the internet…
I am fulfilled.
October 17th, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Boobies?
October 17th, 2008 at 8:29 AM
Nice! Congrats! Does this qualify you for the international competition? Do you get to meet Donald Trump now?
October 17th, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Since I can’t stay home from work in your honor, I’m awarding my daughter a mental health day off from school instead! Thanks for giving me an excuse not to have to blast her out of bed with dynamite and poke her with a cattle prod to get her moving! She may NOT, however, proceed to the nearest bar…
October 17th, 2008 at 9:03 AM
Woohoo! Break out the champagne and show us the twins!
Peoples, the winner of the goodies will be announced tomorrow.
In the meantime, all bow to the official QOFE! I’m leaving work and getting even more drunk than I am already.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:10 AM
:ttiwwop:
October 17th, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Yay! Congrats Crissy! Btw, have you ever seen the show Chelsea Lately… I watched it last night and she reminds me of your blog.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:32 AM
Congrats To the Queen!
Y’know October could use another holiday (cause Columbus Day is pretty lame.) QOFE Day? Perhaps somebody more awake than me has some inspiring ideas for properly celebrating CrissyDay.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:43 AM
Awesome - you need to add a nifty gold medal to your banner.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:48 AM
Congrats… now whip them out and lets see them titties.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:54 AM
btw, as of right now, you’re also in the lead for 2009.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:23 AM
If Dingo gets a sash and tiara, I want one too!!! But mostly I want STOOGIE’S prizes!!!
Oh….oops….I guess it’s not all about me, huh?
CONGRATULATIONS!! I DID take off today, but not because you won…I just figured that out…..but because I am sick…..damn monkey plague. But I’m thrilled for you anyway. You beat the pants off of EVRYONE.
COOL!!
October 17th, 2008 at 10:25 AM
I am so excited for you, Crissy! BOOYA to all of the stupid preschool mommies in their ginormous Crissy-blocking SUVs! All hail QOFE Crissy!
October 17th, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Man you are hot!
October 17th, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Ken has big thumbs. Just sayin’.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Woohoo!! Congrats!!! YAY!!
I wish I could leave work and go to the nearest bar, but they have somehow chained me to my chair today. Mean, I know.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Woot!!! your famous.
can you send me an autograph now?
October 17th, 2008 at 10:53 AM
578 votes? Wow, you are 17.5% hotter than Dooce!
Congrats, Crissy.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:07 AM
AWESOME! This is incredible! And to think, we were here before you got famous. Don’t forget us.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Woho! I will be checking the mail for my big fat check from you
October 17th, 2008 at 11:21 AM
I may have voted for you 578 times.
Just sayin’.
No, no, no, that is not true.
HAPPY THINGY!!!!
October 17th, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Congratulations! Who won the camera???
October 17th, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Awesome! All hail the QOFE!
And from now on, I will only answer to “Queefette.”
I don’t even need a tiara or sash.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:03 PM
YAY CRISSY!
You’re all official and shit now! Woo!
October 17th, 2008 at 12:24 PM
This is just too exciting for words! You truly are the Queen of Fucking Everything.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Congrats to Crissy!! And to her pimp who gets to host a nude photo session
Rowr!
October 17th, 2008 at 12:59 PM
If I must, Your Majesty. I live to serve. You know, when there’s booze involved.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:03 PM
daisee, this would hardly be the first time it’s just me, a camera, and crissy in the same room…
believe it or not, this picture is 12.5 years old:
well there was a guitar and a candle too, i suppose.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:13 PM
This is the best news of the day! HOORAY! YAY CRISSY!!! Congratulations!
And, duh, you totally deserve it.
(PS I realize later that I spelled your name Chrissy and not Crissy on my site and felt very bad. Here is my public apology. I sorry!)
But more importantly. WOOO!!!
October 17th, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Congrats!
By the way, are you the
queen of fucking EVERYTHING?
or
the
queen of FUCKING everything????
just wondering…
October 17th, 2008 at 1:35 PM
OK, where are the nekkid pictures already? (I voted for you).
If Stoogie doesn’t come forward, I’ll send my address and you can move here to Vegas.
October 18th, 2008 at 6:08 AM
Congrats!! I bow to the Queen!!!
October 18th, 2008 at 8:06 AM
I so glad I got in on the bottom floor (when we were laying down drunk on it) so that we’ll still remain friends now that you’re famous!
October 18th, 2008 at 12:15 PM
bow down bitches!! congrats!
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 PM
Congrats, I’m a new reader over from learning about your hilariously warped sense of humor from the awards. I now bow to you.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 PM
Congrats, Hottie. I vow to hotten up.
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Congrats hot mom! lol… I loved reading this post as well. Keep it up and make more hot posts