And the winner of the Blogger’s Choice Awards for Hottest Mommy Blogger is…
Crissy didn’t have a speech prepared or anything!
First, Crissy would like to thank her daughter, Girlfriend, without whom she never would have qualified for the category in the first place:
Thanks Girlfriend! Mommy loves you and is sorry that now that we’re super famous and stuff you’ll have to hide from the paparazzi scum even more than before.
Crissy would like to thank Mister for getting her pregnant with Girlfriend in the first place:
Thanks for slippin’ one past the goalie Mister!
Crissy would like to thank her mom for teaching her that a well placed f-bomb is all a girl needs to get ahead in this world:
Thanks Mommy! You were right! As usual…
And of course Crissy has to thank her dear, dear friend, her Champion, her knight in shining armor, the man she is leaving her husband for just as soon as he tells her his real name, STOOGEPIE!
We will make the most gorgeous little comic babies together!
And mostly, Crissy would like to thank her loyal readers for voting for her. She had to beg, and Stoogie had to coerce, but YOU DID IT!!!!!
You made Crissy the true Queen of Fucking Everything!
This is a victory for us all.
You now have the Queen’s permission to leave work, proceed to the nearest bar, and get stinking drunk.
Do it in the name of the Queen.