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Only a Conservative Would Wear Pants

Crissy

Just the other day, Mister said to Crissy

“I’ve always thought of you as being pretty conservative.”

Crissy is wondering if Mister thinks she’s conservative because she wears pants.

Or maybe he was talking to Alice?

Crissy is confused.

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17 Responses to “Only a Conservative Would Wear Pants”
  1. Jac Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    What about us conservatives that don’t wear pants?

  2. Crissy's Pimp Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 9:29 AM

    you wear WAAAAAY too many clothes in general.

    come to the dark side and become a nudist!

  3. Rachel M. Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 9:56 AM

    That’s like saying “I’ve always thought of you as being able to hold your liquor”

  4. Marie Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:11 AM

    See if someone said that to me I would automatically think they are talking about my political sway (and I’m NOT conservative in that sense). How much of a nerd am I?

  5. Dingo Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    I pictured Alice in daisy dukes, not pants. The way she stalks Frank, I pictured her as a floozy.

  6. saratogajean Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    I think it’s pretty liberal of Alice to pursue a mixed-species relationship.

  7. Kiala Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    If you guys are Republicans I am going to FREAK OUT.

  8. Crissy's Pimp Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    i’m about as republican as i am modest.

  9. Chris Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    I knew you secretly lusted after McCain!

  10. k8 Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 1:25 PM

    I mean, were you in bed? In the kitchen? Give me more here, woman.

  11. Adminderella Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    In light of the above comment by Mister, I would conjecture that people who actually bother wearing clothing are viewed as “conservative”.

    I haven’t owned a pair of pants in over 2 decades… I guess that makes me a flaming liberal?!

  12. Megkathleen Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    I don’t know - I always got the sense that you and Dick Cheney would be the best of friends.

  13. stoogepie Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 8:54 PM

    Sorry about taking so long to comment, but I found this post more than a little shocking.

    You wear clothes?

    I didn’t realize you were such a tightass.

    What a disappointment.

  14. Dimberly Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 10:27 PM

    This has happened to me, not the pants thing, I’m totally a skirt kind of gal, I feel like I’m wearing someone else’s clothes when I wear slacks which has happened about 4 times in the previous 2 years.

    Anyways… when this happened to me I realized that with AGE, conservationism was slowly happening to me!! It was shocking and it only a suggestion to you.

  15. JoeInVegas Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    Yes, guess you will have to stop wearing pants.

  16. Nilsa Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    Or maybe Mister was talking to his Mister. I mean, he doesn’t like wearing pants, right? Which means Mister’s Mister likes to come out to play? Or maybe he was berating his Mister for NOT liking to come out to play?

  17. Crissy's Pimp Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 11:44 AM

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