Only a Conservative Would Wear Pants

Just the other day, Mister said to Crissy

“I’ve always thought of you as being pretty conservative.”

Crissy is wondering if Mister thinks she’s conservative because she wears pants.

Or maybe he was talking to Alice?

Crissy is confused.

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  1. See if someone said that to me I would automatically think they are talking about my political sway (and I’m NOT conservative in that sense). How much of a nerd am I?

  2. In light of the above comment by Mister, I would conjecture that people who actually bother wearing clothing are viewed as “conservative”.

    I haven’t owned a pair of pants in over 2 decades… I guess that makes me a flaming liberal?!

  3. Sorry about taking so long to comment, but I found this post more than a little shocking.

    You wear clothes?

    I didn’t realize you were such a tightass.

    What a disappointment.

  4. This has happened to me, not the pants thing, I’m totally a skirt kind of gal, I feel like I’m wearing someone else’s clothes when I wear slacks which has happened about 4 times in the previous 2 years.

    Anyways… when this happened to me I realized that with AGE, conservationism was slowly happening to me!! It was shocking and it only a suggestion to you.

  5. Or maybe Mister was talking to his Mister. I mean, he doesn’t like wearing pants, right? Which means Mister’s Mister likes to come out to play? Or maybe he was berating his Mister for NOT liking to come out to play?

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