Just the other day, Mister said to Crissy
“I’ve always thought of you as being pretty conservative.”
Crissy is wondering if Mister thinks she’s conservative because she wears pants.
Or maybe he was talking to Alice?
Crissy is confused.
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What about us conservatives that don’t wear pants?
you wear WAAAAAY too many clothes in general.
come to the dark side and become a nudist!
That’s like saying “I’ve always thought of you as being able to hold your liquor”
See if someone said that to me I would automatically think they are talking about my political sway (and I’m NOT conservative in that sense). How much of a nerd am I?
I pictured Alice in daisy dukes, not pants. The way she stalks Frank, I pictured her as a floozy.
I think it’s pretty liberal of Alice to pursue a mixed-species relationship.
If you guys are Republicans I am going to FREAK OUT.
i’m about as republican as i am modest.
I knew you secretly lusted after McCain!
I mean, were you in bed? In the kitchen? Give me more here, woman.
In light of the above comment by Mister, I would conjecture that people who actually bother wearing clothing are viewed as “conservative”.
I haven’t owned a pair of pants in over 2 decades… I guess that makes me a flaming liberal?!
I don’t know – I always got the sense that you and Dick Cheney would be the best of friends.
Sorry about taking so long to comment, but I found this post more than a little shocking.
You wear clothes?
I didn’t realize you were such a tightass.
What a disappointment.
This has happened to me, not the pants thing, I’m totally a skirt kind of gal, I feel like I’m wearing someone else’s clothes when I wear slacks which has happened about 4 times in the previous 2 years.
Anyways… when this happened to me I realized that with AGE, conservationism was slowly happening to me!! It was shocking and it only a suggestion to you.
Yes, guess you will have to stop wearing pants.
Or maybe Mister was talking to his Mister. I mean, he doesn’t like wearing pants, right? Which means Mister’s Mister likes to come out to play? Or maybe he was berating his Mister for NOT liking to come out to play?
nope.
still don’t like wearing pants.
like those asshole conservatives who also live in my house.