Comments on: It’s a TOOMA!!!

By: Phil

Phil — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:18:32 +0000

The burka idea had me rolling. I’ve got nothing for you, unfortunately. You could always try the route of Toula’s father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Put some Windex on it.

By: kendra

kendra — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:06:58 +0000

Toothpaste does work most of the time. I’ve had luck with the old-school Crest. Ya’ know, the truly “pastey” kind.

This stuff rocks too. I’ve used it, it works fast..I’ve seen it in stores, but I can’t remember where.
http://www.mariobadescu.com/productDetail.asp?ProductID=151

For that one though. Before you decide to name it… call Shane for a cortisone injection. You don’t want it to scar….

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:27:29 +0000

Probably a fifth of Tequila, margarita mix optional. That usually makes most things go away.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:39:27 +0000

I had the same thought as Arjewtino - don’t listen to it if it tells you to start vandalizing buildings.

I usually just hide in bed when that happens to me.

By: Arjewtino

Arjewtino — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:14:22 +0000

It sounds like it’s approaching the size of the one Chris had in The Family Guy.

I still get them every so often and it makes me feel like I’m back in high school. And not in a good way.

By: M.

M. — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:47:20 +0000

I don’t know whether or not Alcohol and Acid (see Nell #16) will work, but I’m sure they will help take your mind off it for awhile.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:34:50 +0000

HAHA, I love that Belushi pic!!

POP IT, POP IT, POP IT!

By: Kiala

Kiala — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:38:16 +0000

Aveda Exfoliant. You can even buy the little travel size one. It works wonders. Even Dane will use it if he gets a blemish.

On the serious. Get it.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:20:48 +0000

This is what happens when you mock The Miracle Tree.

Try a balaclava. It will not only cover up your stoopid tooma, it will make you look all sexy and terroristy.

You have a dick? No wonder youlooknicetoday.com is still beating you for Hottest Mommy Blogger. They have three!

I love your pimp’s photo!

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:13:58 +0000

http://crissyspage.com/2007/12/30/its-a-tooma/

you seem to be prone to these things…