Crissy has a very big problem.
She’d show it to you, but she has a very strict policy against being ugly in front of her Queefs.
Also it won’t fit into the frame of the picture.
Crissy would call it a zit or a pimple but that would be an understatement. Those words are too cute.
It’s more like this:
It’s a second face growing on Crissy’s chin.
It’s more like a small town growing on Crissy’s chin.
It has applied for it’s own zip code.
And it wouldn’t surprise Crissy to see this thing if she wasn’t so meticulous about her skincare regimen or if she was expecting her period.
But she is and she’s not.
So WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK????
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS????
How is Crissy supposed to enjoy her weekend?
And Crissy has tried to cover it up with some concealer and some loose powder but it just slides off the sides and creates a bulls-eye type ring around it instead.
Sort of like Saturn.
And Crissy has been trying to burn it off by obsessively putting Retin-A on it every thirty seconds or so. This seems to be working but Crissy doesn’t think that Shane, her face doctor, would approve of this method.
But Shane doesn’t have to walk around with this thing on his face so he can just suck Crissy’s dick.
So what Crissy wants to know is if her Queefs have any better ideas for how she can make this thing go away.
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