A $600 prize to see her naked?
Crissy had a post all ready for you for this morning and then she came across Stoogepie’s Naked MILF contest.
And you should all go see because Crissy’s blog is having such naughty sex with Stoogepie’s blog right now that Crissy’s blog doesn’t think she’ll be able to walk after this.
Like, ever again.
You see, it all started a while back when Crissy said on Mister’s blog that if she wins Hottest Mommy Blogger that she would post a naked picture of herself on her blog. And, well, Stoogepie is doing all he can to make sure Crissy makes good on that random thing she said but she doesn’t care because it won’t be the first time she’s been naked on the internet.
It’s just boobies.
Crissy also thinks Stoogie really, really doesn’t want Dooce to win Hottest Mommy Blogger.
Crissy doesn’t either.
Dooce gets everything, Crissy gets nothing.
Crissy wants a turn.
So you all need to go see Stoogepie because he’s offering a prize worth $600 and all you have to do is vote for Crissy for Hottest Mommy Blogger to enter.
Go. GO NOW QUEEFS.
And if you haven’t voted for Crissy, what the fuck is the matter with you? Right now Crissy has only one vote more than the woman who takes pictures of her kid’s lunch box contents and calls it a blog.
Crissy knows she’s hotter than that lady.
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