Comments on: Happy Horseshit

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:24:48 +0000

i don’t care what the queefs say–fuck making THEM a batch of brownies.

that shit is for ME.

let the little fuckers find their own chronic.

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:53:25 +0000

Vegan no wheat no nuts hash brownies, cover everyone.
two juice boxes would probably be just right for the teachers having to put up with all of those mommies, so you will need more to cover the kids,

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:26:36 +0000

All in favor of Hash Brownies, say “I”…. (Queefs reply) IIIIIIIIIIIII and all opposed, say “Nay”….. …… …. Pure silence…. There you have it, the motion to have Crissy serve Hash Brownies to Girlfriend’s preschool passes!

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:56:14 +0000

Geez, and I thought my friend had it bad since her son’s lunch is being monitored every day and she gets in big trouble if there’s any sugar discovered anywhere near him. I vote for the hash brownies too - it sounds like these people need to chillax.

By: cew

cew — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:40:46 +0000

Another vote for herbal brownies.

“It’s not nuts in them, it’s stems!”

By: Ask Alice

Ask Alice — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:17:19 +0000

I am going to second the hash brownie idea. Perfect little snack for perfect little children. Just don’t put those nuts in there. That juice box looks tempting to me right about now

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:57:58 +0000

This is such a coincidence because I watched a movie just last night in which a women got a milk enema and then squirted it out of her ass! I’m not even kidding. It was hot then and it’s hot now. Seriously, I can send you a clip because, of course, it was on the internet.

I suggest that, no matter what drink you serve, you do an enema before serving it. And videotape it. Maybe, if none of the other MILFs wants an enema, you can find someone especially hot and willing at the library. How hot is that?

As for the snack, hash brownies sound good to me and they will go great with the Franzia if that is what you choose as the beverage. While hash brownies are expensive, they are all-natural and the little ones are worth it, doncha think?

By: Isabelle

Isabelle — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:10:11 +0000

I always enjoy your Barbie scenarios.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:10:00 +0000

Man, I remember when I was in elementary school, my mom just gave me donuts to bring in and that was it. Delicious Donuts! Schools need to stop making rules like that. No peanuts. Puh.

By: Shelly

Shelly — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:33:05 +0000

Shhhh….mom is here….she CAN’T hear this sort of thing……she’s washing up right now, so I’m sneaking in a comment….shhhhhhshhhhhhh.

Move to the midwest where kids THRIVE on peanut butter and pop tarts. Then we can drink that boxed wine, and LAUGH at the stupid mothers that are lactose intolerant. Or grape intolerant, or whatever.

Shhh…don’t tell my mom though……I don’t drink and am a virgin……okay? Got it? We need to get the stories straight so we don’t slip up.