I miss that show.

and I’m sad that it does in fact make me old that I know that song.

Um, nevermind.

Unwashed Masses………how does stale beer, stale cigarettes and really scary dental issues sound? These would be your friendly BAIL BONDSMEN that our department licenses. And these are the FEMALE BAIL BONDSMEN……hahah…no, the guys are pretty nasty too….

Or the people who call in regarding their Professional License and are FLUSHING THE TOILET as I pick up their call….

Or the ones who belch on the phone?

Or the one who asks their friendly STATE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE how we like various politicians…….

Or the ones who ask me what kind of ASSHOLES are we? Meaning what kind of assholes are our department employees?

OR that think I don’t pay taxes since I’m a State employee

Or those that can’t speak English without slang….(What is they phone numbuh….)

The various forms of humanity that either come into our building or that call us AMAZE me every single day…..

Oh, and the names……..want some funny names?

Kuntz
Poon
Head

Try to talk to POON on the phone and not laugh out loud.

There are people that make out on our couch in the reception area……there are people who’ve come in and run to the BATHROOM VOMITING but they ‘really needed their paperwork handled’so they came in anyway……but boy do they feel TERRIBLE.

The ones that come in with the nastiest body odor ever.

Although my internet friends never would stoop so low, humankind amazes me…..AMAZES ME….with it’s failure to attempt to be normal. Whatever normal is.