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By: Lynne

Lynne — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:39:32 +0000

Um. I don’t believe in fate or anything, but is it a coincidence that the Scarsdale Surprise episode is on tonight? I think not.

By: cew

cew — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:16:06 +0000

Is singing “Schmuckytown” to the tune of Funkytown gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By: Lynne

Lynne — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:53:38 +0000

Crissy’s Pimp: exactly, the entire agglomeration is groveling and it’s obnubilating the point I’m trying to make.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:41:01 +0000

Was that a Birdcage reference in the subject line? It was, wasn’t it. YES!

I learned both tap and jazz for a short amount of time during high school. Jazz is totally lame. (Unless it’s All That Jazz.)

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:40:30 +0000

Lynn’s comment has me on her side. Plus my roommate in college took jazzercise and they had to do a performance in the middle of campus to the Thong Song and it was the opposite of gay as in my roommate could always have a side job as a stripper.

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:17:23 +0000

i believe what the agglomeration of sycophants is doing is called groveling, lynne.

By: rs27

rs27 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:57:34 +0000

Gays don’t dance. They watch football.

Oh wait.

Nevermind

By: Lynne

Lynne — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:49:17 +0000

Ok. You people are obviously sucking up to your queen. Because of that, I think Crissy needs a video of her tap dancing. I still say Jazzercise rules.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:31:29 +0000

I had to look up jazz hands. I am convinced that jazz hands is (are?) pretty goddamn lame because this picture was the first thing to show up in my google search: http://www.knitemare.org/cats/JazzHandsCat2.jpg

Jazzercise® is exercise. So that makes it suck. Tap is a form of dance but, like ballet, I’m pretty sure that tap is not so bad unless I try to do it. Me doing tap or Jazzercise® or ballet? Yeah, that would be pretty fucking horrific.

As I’m sure Chris will agree, having an arguments via someecards is a sublime and beautiful idea.

So, that leaves holding a Gay-Off at the library. Yeah, that wins hands down. But I want to watch anyway. Will you videotape it?

You know what else? Keeping the Microsoft Word red and green squiggly lines in your Gay-Off poster is kinda fucked up. Only a poster for a Gay-Off at the library would do that.

By: MeaganK

MeaganK — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:18:57 +0000

My friend Jason, from third grade used to go to Jazzercise with his Mom.

Now he probably goes with his boyfriend.