Comments on: It’s Crissy Wants Week!

By: Sara

Sara — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:18:02 +0000

You know, I have that same problem with the Gas. Except, I DO fart all day long and it is just ridiculous. You’d think my body would be used to a vegetarian diet after more than a year, but apparently my body hates fiber.

Please share the Gas X, Crissy.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:49:02 +0000

Here is the bottom line (as I see it) ….. what Crissy wants, Crissy should get!!! So….Ken, for the love of God and all that is sane….please stop embarrassing her so we can get on to more important issues….like Vodka and vegetarian cookie recipes and flesh colored strap-ons! OK…not necessarily in that order!!!

By: Denise

Denise — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:25:43 +0000

today is not the day for Evil to comment on the doing’s of “Men” they are serious asshats. I am really having a hard time right now even loving my own asshat.
No endearing quality will save them now, no.
Men are pigs. Love them as we do, they are all the same. PIGS~
would we tell the world of their hershey squirts NO!
But give them the opportunity they will inevitably tell the world of our most humiliating experiences!
FIGH! I SAY! They should all be shipped to an island where they can only annoy eachother!

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:48:35 +0000

You should have used the ignorance tactic by asking him if he had you confused with his other wife and then drink his drink when he isn’t looking.

Also, I’m going to start telling people I’m a Queef.

By: Adminderella

Adminderella — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:45:06 +0000

Crissy, I am trying very hard to shake the image of Mister telling your guests “You know… sometimes Crissy is not so fresh” and you positively dying of embarrassment. The Gas-X thing was pretty awful, though.

And I would like to speak up against men that think that they get to tell ANYONE that their wife/girlfriend/S.O/ fuckbuddy/POSSLQ has her period. Is that really something that needs to be public knowledge?

By: MeaganK

MeaganK — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:03:19 +0000

Perfect.
The Google Ad on your page currently says “Find Gay Men in Your City” … it’s like it was MADE for you or something!

And please note that talking about your bodily functions is a sign of great confidence and considerable means.

By: rs27

rs27 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:31:35 +0000

That is actually Queen Latifah’s nickname. So you can call me Queen Latifah.

Wait, maybe no.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:52:20 +0000

I’ll just say this. Fuck fiber. Believe me, I know. It’s a whole fiber industry, Gas-X industry conspiracy.

By: deutlich

deutlich — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:35:10 +0000

Crotch Rot?!

BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:15:06 +0000

I was a queef long before today.

I side with your pimp here. Why would Gas-X embarrass you? You could just tell your guests that sometimes you get the queefs real bad, and Gas-X is good for those, too.

You shouldn’t be embarrassed about your The Crotch Rot or The Hemorrhoids, either. It’s okay, Crissy. If I can tell people on the elevator that sometimes I make enough dick cheese for hors d’ourves, you can tell your guests about The Gas and The Farting.

Your pimp likes to stick lightbulbs up his ass, too? We have so much in common! You should see me when I’m decorated for Christmas!