It’s the new blond.
I’m very serious about my new hair. Tell me you love it or I’ll cut you. SAY IT!
I color it with mostly natural Tresstisse with just a little bit of methamphetamine mixed in.
There’s no fan blowing my hair to make it all light and flowy like this. That’s what the meth is for!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I could do this all day…
Eat your fucking heart out Carrot Top.
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August 21st, 2008 at 7:17 am
Yes, I love it. Yes, I’m jealous.
Okay, if I have to be your house bitch to buy your love I’ll apply………but please don’t make me clean……PPLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:31 am
i totally love it! i have been thinking of going grey’s anatomy addison red for a while now. it looks so good on you! i love that last (moving) picture, and the martini!
August 21st, 2008 at 7:31 am
Wow, it looks phenomenal! Nice choice and beautiful pics!
August 21st, 2008 at 8:22 am
looks awesome! some people can pull off red…you are definitely one of them
August 21st, 2008 at 8:33 am
love it– i tried to rock red hair about 2 years ago and I looked like a clown.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:54 am
Ohhhh I love it!! You look like a different person! And now you’re making me want to dye my hair red again!!! Doesn’t it make you feel so vibrant?!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:01 am
Day-um! You are hot! I’ll be right over to suck on your toes.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:23 am
It looks great, I love it!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am
love. it.
I want that moving pic of you. Not for creepy reasons though. Just so I can watch you over and over and over….
wait…
August 21st, 2008 at 9:59 am
I LOVE the red hair! It’s fantastic, what a great shade. Looks fabulous on you!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:03 am
Oh, you SCARED me…..I was looking to see if you’d commented to comments yet and I saw a SCARY face on your site……..
August 21st, 2008 at 10:03 am
Oh! It’s wonderful. Nicely played, lady friend.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am
imma gonna tell you right now–don’t expect to get another get out of jail free card tonight.
i’ve been working like a little bitch all morning on the laundry and dishes and i need to take advantage of the hair before the “new chick dick” effect wears off.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:08 am
Wow, that looks SO GOOD. Red suits you, you have the right skin tone for it. Now I want my red hair back.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:26 am
Ah! That’s fabulous!! And it’s going to be so pretty with the curls too!!
August 21st, 2008 at 10:35 am
OMG I love it!!!! You look great with red hair! But, ahem, the very last picture scared me a little. And maybe even scarred me. He’s just too creepy.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:37 am
Oh you look beautiful!
I’ve never been a redhead. I don’t think I could pull it off like you do.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am
My only experience with trying to dye my hair red turned it an awful pink that took a whole semester of college to grow out. You do it well, my friend. You do it well.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am
I love that I’m creeping your comment section. I love even more how much I just laughed at the pimp’s reasoning.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:33 am
Shelly- You already have my love. I think you need to just sit on the couch with me and we’ll watch your hot sons do the vacuuming. We’ll both enjoy it, just in really different ways.
Brookem- Do it! It’s so fun!
Ben- THANKS!
Beth- Thank you. It’s in my family. I just didn’t get it.
Maxie- You didn’t have the right shade. I can totally see you as a redhead.
Essentially- Oh it so does!
Dingo- I’d much prefer it if you would make me a glass of ice tea and paint them for me. Sucking is not necessary.
Kiki- Thanks!
Rachel M.- I’ll be doing it all day!
Lauren- I love it too. Thank you!
Shelly- Sorry! I added it afterwards…Come back! I’m commenting now!
Melissa- Maybe I’ll go short like yours next.
Neth- Just don’t tell my family how much you enjoy the “new chick dick” like you did last thanksgiving mmmmkay?
Megan- Red is nice for fall! You’ll match the trees.
stealthnerd- You and I are curl experts aren’t we?
Marie- I had to pick a famous red head I was sure I looked nicer than. I think it’s safe to say I found one.
Kiala- You’re gorgeous with your gorgeous brown hair. It’s so shiny…
K8- I’ve had that happen before too! It’s really awful.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:35 am
Ben- Yeah. He’s a character isn’t he?
August 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am
You. Look. Marvelous!
You are a WMD in the red! Dangerous and sexy and badass.
Like Snow White’s delicious apple. But not from that story you posted a while back. From that fairy tale with the dwarves.
Anyways, you are candy. Yum!
August 21st, 2008 at 11:50 am
HOT! hot hot hot hot hot.
LOVE IT.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:01 pm
HOT! I LOVE IT! Do the all caps get the point across enough? I’ve always wanted red hair…I’m super jealous of your hot sexiness.
August 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
It looks great. But have you developed the temper to go with the color?
August 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Have you signed any commercial deals yet?
August 21st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I…. I think I love you.
So what am I so afraid of?
Afraid that I’m not sure of
A love there is no cure for
::dun dun::
I think I love you.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:19 pm
LOVE THE NEW COLOR!!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I love red hair on girls. On carrot top I would like a bag on his head
August 21st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
That looks good! And I especially like your Herbal Essences hair-tossing animation. And that martini looks tasty too. Would it be looked down upon at work if I drank my lunch today?
August 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You look hot, very hot.
August 21st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
fantastic. i’m all goosebumpy just looking at you.
is that creepy? um, yes, i think so. ooh baby.
August 21st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hot.
You see that you have the wind blown hair effect, Tyra’s crazy ass always talks about.
Crissy, Queen of Fucking Everything AND America’s Next Top Model.
That’s right.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
This was a great post with a lovely new “do” until you had to put fugly on there. Ick - Carrot Top really grosses me out. Maybe it’s because he wears more make-up than most women I know.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Love the red. Suits you well.
The Carrot Top Trauma I could have done without.
August 21st, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I’ve totally been thinking red lately too …it looks great, btw and I love the hair flip gif
August 21st, 2008 at 10:05 pm
It looks really good! Really good! Not that it was bad before.
August 21st, 2008 at 11:07 pm
uh oh, time to change the header! : )
seriously though, you look fucking hot! you have the perfect coloring for it.
work it lady!
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 am
Looks great.
And I never noticed you were a dead ringer for Kate Walsh before. Hot!
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
I told you you look like Julianne Moore, not Carrottop!
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 am
Damn, that’s some nice hair. And it seems that you can do that all day, without even stopping to sip the wine, I’ve been watching.
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
You look ma-va-las darling!!!!
And just so you know, the mating call of a redhead is:
“On your knees!”
xoxo