Comments on: It’s just who I am…

By: rs27

rs27 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:06:58 +0000

Wait who wrote this then? I demand answers. Is there some kind of ghost of blogs past?

By: Lauren

Lauren — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:39:21 +0000

Haha, after reading this post, I’m convinced you two are PERFECT for one another. And I’m totally checking out the videos. Hopefully my boss won’t mind.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:19:34 +0000

Dude, WTF? You guest blog on Crissy’s page and don’t include any pictures at all that would increase her anxiety and my arousal. And you call yourself a giver?

You did a damn good job nonetheless. You do indeed have l33t hax0r 5|<1llz.

As lazy as I am, love the vids. There are more than I remember!

By: Kiala

Kiala — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:02:22 +0000

I like to call these “personal days” or “mental health days”. If your boss is a good employer, they will offer these to you regularly.

I am the BEST employer. I’ve already taken 42 personal days this month.

By: Lynne

Lynne — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:01:17 +0000

I know how she feels; blogging made me nuts! I needed to unplug very badly (the reason my blog no longer exists!). Nice of you to fill in; maybe she should establish “Pimp My Friday”, where you guest post every Friday!

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:26:25 +0000

So nice of you to give Crissy the day off. Running a blog sometimes feels like raising puppies. You love them and all, but sometimes you wish you could just stay out late and sleep in in the morning and not clean up a room full of dirty newspapers. Or something. In my head, the metaphor totally works. Try fostering a litter of puppies and see if it feels like that to you.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:21:31 +0000

Man you did Kristen proud with this. My favorite part is the end, where you reveal your true self - a giver of farts.

You sir, have done well for yourself when you can say that.

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:46:13 +0000

dingo: the problem with the benders is that they inevitably involve lots of alcohol. lots of alcohol means lots of calories. lots of calories means numbers that go UP on the scale instead of DOWN. in turn, that leads to more stress. more stress, plus hangziety, leads to me hiding, cloistered away in whatever man-cave i can carve out until the storm passes over.

fucking benders–they always have to end so poorly.

i did tell her last night that she could make a lot of extra money stripping. her look did not seem amused, despite the veracity of my statement.

marie: do what i do and face your desk to the door. that way no one can sneak up behind you and see what you’re doing. also, look into this:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/Internet/Browsers/Ghostzilla.shtml

^^^ that’s good shit right there.

rachel m: tell him this is his big chance to get on a soapbox and lavish accolades on his wonderful, hot wife, who has hoards of admirers. people across the globe want to be HIM, and this is his shot to bask in it.

hell, that’s the only reason i’m here.

melion: there’s no boys blog here. football is NOT on my list of priorities… that list contains 1) fucking my wife, 2) getting my home music recording/practice studio back up and going, 3) taking ever better pictures, 4) raising my daughter, 5) improving my house and yard, 6) taking care of my friends and family.

mariah carey is hot in that beautiful disaster kind of way, though.

and i hate to tell you this, but leggings are NOT the same as tights.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:38:40 +0000

I am epically lazy…

so I want to thank you for making my life easier.

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:59:30 +0000

I ignore the internets for three days and it’s all gone sideways. Suddenly this is a boy’s blog and there is stuff about football and Mariah Carey’s beauty and how leggings are the same as tights. GOD, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

That’s what this post was about, right?