well, first off, realize that this is NOT crissy posting today.
no, you weren’t warned that there would be a guest poster.
no, crissy is not dead in some kind of freak accident.
nor is she in jail, as some might be wondering.
she is just feeling burned out.
i can’t say that i blame her–i have no idea how she comes up with something new to post about every single day. occasionally (like today) it actually causes her stress, which is kind of ironic.
only americans can turn hobbies into sources of stress…
anywho, she was just about ready to just not post anything. and that’s fine–i think every once in a while it’s probably good to take a step back and breathe a little and forget about the crazy internet world.
well, for a few minutes at least. i’ve got a blackberry.
but then i figured i’d put SOMETHING up here instead of just leaving the tens of people wondering WTF happened.
my wife and i have had a lot of fun making videos, some of which are lost in the archives, probably never to be seen again. i thought that would be a shame (especially of the ones where she’s shaking that sweet milfy ass of hers) so i figured i’d do something about it: i went back and tagged the posts which had homemade video content. because of my hard work and l33t hax0r 5|<1llz, you can see them all by simply clicking here: http://crissyspage.com/tag/video.
for the epically lazy, you can also go straight to the vids (all hosted on youtube) by following this link: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ride5000
although if you do that you won’t get some of the lovely, carefully crafted backstory behind each vid, and i shall frown disapprovingly at you. maybe repeatedly. and i shall think to myself, “what a pussy.” and then i’ll fart into my cupped hand and quickly move it right to your face so you really get a sense of who i am…
- The flipping flip fone. Stop yelling at Crissy! She knows how to spell phone she’s just trying to be cute with all the fs and everything.
- Crissy’s Not Funny Today So You’re Getting Bitchy Instead & Loving It
- A super exciting opportunity for the Queefies!!!
- The story that’s not actually a story except it TOTALLY is one! But not in the sense that you think I said it is. Only it’s completely true mostly. I’ve even confused myself at this point.
- Christmas Letter