I was going to say something about Helen can cum when I’m done, but nevermind.

throw me under the bus.

that’s ok, i can take it.

here’s a couple of actual titles that sound funny:

• Thomas and the Naughty Diesel
• Goin’ Someplace Special

the following titles don’t actually exist:

1. 101 thing to do with your urine
2. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
3. All Cats Go to Hell
4. ALL GUNS MUST BE FIRED
5. Ask Daddy Why the Computer Mouse is Sticky
6. Babar Becomes a Piano
7. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
8. Barney the Purple Trouser Lizard
9. Bi-Curious George
10. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
11. Charlotte & The Web Stalker
12. Children’s Drinking Games
13. Cigarette Burn or Birth Mark?
14. Clifford the Big Red Dog is Put to Sleep
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
16. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
17. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
18. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
19. Daddy Swaps Mommies With the Man Next Door
20. Dad’s New Wife Timothy
21. David Duke’s World of Imagination
22. Donald Duck’s Favorite Angry Exclamations
23. Ed Beckley’s Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom’s Purse
24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
25. Everything Fits in Your Mouth
26. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
27. FUN IN THE MEDICINE CABINET
28. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
29. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
30. God Hates You
31. GRANDMA NEEDS A FACE PILLOW
32. Grandpa Gets a Casket
33. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
34. How the Grinch Stole My Cherry . . . by Cindi Lou Who
35. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
36. How To Hide Grandpa’s Pills
37. How to Take a Beating
38. I put starch on mommies clothes before a big meeting
39. IT’S FUN TO BE TOUCHED
40. It’s Not Stealing Unless You’re Caught
41. Jackass & Jill
42. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can’t Remember the Endings to All of them
43. Junior Explorer: Searching for Grafenburg’s Spot
44. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
45. Legends of Scab Football
46. Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes
47. Little Pink Panty Hood
48. Little Timmy Disappears Forever
49. Long School Day = LSD!
50. Make Time to Masturbate
51. Making Fun of ‘Tards
52. Mermaids Are Girls Who Pushed Too Hard (And Other Stories)
53. Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
54. Mommy and Daddy Fight Because of You
55. Mommy Made Money Making Me
56. Mommy Sent a Strange Man to Pick You Up from School
57. Mommy’s Lady Friend–A Picture Book
58. Neighbors Are Meant to be Spied On
59. No Longer Mama’s Baby
60. Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
61. Oh, the Places You’ll Scratch and Sniff
62. Old Refrigerator = New Secret Hideout!
63. Only Girls Wipe
64. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
65. Places You Can Send Nude Polaroids Of Yourself For Money
66. Playing in the Street: It Ain’t So Bad!
67. Pooh Bear’s Stuck in Rabbit’s Hole Again!
68. Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games
69. Racial Slurs For Fun & Profit
70. Red Riding and Her Boys in da Hood
71. Run in Front of the School Bus!
72. Secret Toyland in the Church Rectory Basement
73. Sell a Dime Bag, Get a Cookie!
74. Shortcuts Using Local High Traffic Railroad Tracks
75. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged Little Minors!
76. So You Were an Accident
77. Some Kittens Can Fly!
78. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom’s Purse
79. Sticks and Stones Will Break Your Bones If You Tell Where Daddy Touched You
80. Strangers Have the Best Candy
81. Teacher Wants to Eat Your Soul
82. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
83. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
84. That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
85. The Amazing Technicolor World of Huffing
86. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer – Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
87. The Berenstain Bears Shit In The Woods
88. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
89. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
90. The Catbox is a Sandbox!
91. The Catholic Schoolgirl’s Guide to Putting Out
92. The Devil Clown Under Your Bed
93. The Domineering Mother And Her Obsessively Neat Son
94. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and the Vice Squad
95. The Junior Klansman
96. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
97. The Liqour Cabinet: Liquid Candy!
98. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
99. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
100. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
101. The Runaway’s Guide to Skid Row
102. The Silly Condom Book
103. The Tickling Babysitter
104. The Velveteen Playboy Bunny
105. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
106. TOADS ARE FULL OF VITAMINS
107. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
108. What Can You Fit in Your Butthole?
109. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
110. When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say ‘God Did It’
111. Where the Gerbils Go
112. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
113. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
114. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
115. Why Your Moms “Flashlight” Vibrates
116. You Are Different and That’s Bad
117. YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
118. You Were an Accident
119. Your Grandpa Fucks Your Grandma
120. Your Nightmares Are Real
121. YOU’VE GOT EXTRA FINGERS

and terrible horrible no good very bad day.

and if you give a mouse a cookie…

ok thats all I know.

It’s a fetish, don’t judge people…..

Marie- Ha, ha, ha! Yes it does.

Essentially- Oh yes! The stirrings! I actually really liked that book.