I had something all ready for you for today.
It was a video.
I made it last night and worked really hard but then Mister edited out anything that was funny and made the most boringest video ever! And so this morning I watch the video and I’m all “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Where’s all the funny I put in there, yo?”
And I want to kill him. But I won’t because he did do a nice job on the header. He worked really hard on it actually…but that’s no excuse!
But don’t. worry. Internettians. Crissy knows how to handle these situations. He’s been spanked very, very, soundly (No, there’s no video of it. Pigs.) and sent right back to the editing room. He will not be allowed food nor drink nor play through until he produces a video befitting The Queen of Fucking Everything.
It’s so hard to find good slaveish magiciany husbands help these days!
And so instead of a magnificent video, I bring you the following filler list of children’s book titles that make you go hmmmmm…and then start looking through your porn collection.
Shut up. I know you have one. You don’t have to pretend with Crissy.
Upchuck and the Rotten Willie
Frances Gets Slimed
Freak the Mighty
Tom’s Midnight Garden
Knocked Out by my Nunga Nungas
Harry the Dirty Dog
Little Miss Naughty
The Hardy Boys: Footprints Under the Window
Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
The Magic Finger
Love is a Many Trousered Thing
What Jamie Saw
Harold and the Purple Crayon
Not a Box
Wait Till Helen Comes
Among the Farmyard People
The Dutch Twins
Feel free to add to the list using the space provided below.
Crissy likes collaborative projects.
Just don’t fuck it up.
I’m in no mood…