Comments on: Run, Crissy! RUN!!!!

By: Crissy Wants A Stripper Pole in Her Room Now | Crissy

Crissy Wants A Stripper Pole in Her Room Now | Crissy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:32:10 +0000

[...] Remember Internettians when I said I was going to try out Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease Workout? [...]

By: brookem

brookem — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:48:17 +0000

oh god, i have some of those old jane fonda videos too and they are ridic.

like ben, i do some turbojamming too, and that seems to be working.

ive been wanting to check out carmen’s striptease workout. there’s no way in hell ill be coordinated enough to pull it off, but i can try. let me know what it’s like!

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:48:40 +0000

OK, I’m going to have to throw in with Nilsa and the guys and formally request videos of you. Don’t have to be very professional, just post them.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:27:21 +0000

I agree with stoogepie. You are very, very far away from needing to lose any weight.

By: Ask Alice

Ask Alice — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:25:06 +0000

I want to try those Carmen Electra videos!

I can’t run for anything. Not my life, nothing. I feel awkward, my knees seem to hurt and I hate wearing running shoes unless I’m in a gym. I wish I could run since it’s so good for you but I just can’t seem to do it.

By: Salt City Mistress

Salt City Mistress — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:44:22 +0000

My motto is: I only run when being chased. Sure I could find a rabid dog and set it free to chase me, but then what do I do when I’m tired? The damned dog is still right behind me, so in a perfect world I could become a runner who ran when being chased, but the chaser stopped whenever I was tired.

By: Helen

Helen — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:28:12 +0000

Crissy, the sad truth, and I know this because I’m older than you, is that you can’t get away with as much vice as you get older. I used to be able to eat anything I wanted, and it didn’t matter as long as I got half an hour of aerobic excercise 3-4 times a week. Recently, I complained to my acupuncturist that I wanted to lose a few pounds, and I didn’t know what strategy to take. He said that you need more aerobic excercise when you’re older, so now I do 45 minutes. He also said to sharply reduce refined sugar. You can still eat sweets, within reason, but try to eat the better ones, made with evaporated cane juice, maple syrup, or best of all, raw honey.

Is this working? Maybe!

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:19:19 +0000

I’ve seen you on Ken’s site and on Flickr, and you are so not fat that I can’t even think of a punchline. You do have nice tits, though. If you want to keep them that way, isn’t running the last thing you want to do?

Your ass looks just fine to me, too.

So, on the cover of the Rosie video, am I wrong or is she all excited because she just filled her diaper? It’s about time that someone acknowledged that, yes, a bowel movement is movement. It’s exercise. It counts. And it makes you lighter by a few ounces.

Exercise sucks ass. Your body knows what is good for itself. If you have sex, your body says, “that feels nice.” If you eat an entire cheesecake, your body says, “Yum!” If you lay on the couch watching porn and whacking off, your body says, “this is awesome!” If you run for a half hour, your body says, “Are you out of your fucking mind, bitch? There is nobody chasing us!” Then you puke. Puking is your body’s way of telling you not to fuck with it. I suggest you calm down, have a nice BM with Rosie, and strip with Carmen on slo-mo. That’s more exercise than anyone needs.

By: The Movie Whore

The Movie Whore — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:25:15 +0000

I like big butts….

Actually my ex wife used the Carmen Electra videos and I benefited.

Yes the boozing will do it every time. So instead of a beer gut I guess you are getting a wine ass.

I have a house full of kids this week but I have been stopping by.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:23:25 +0000

I loved Risin with Rosie in college…especially after a bottle of wine. Good times. I think you should stick with running. You can never plateau because you can just keep increasing your pace and running longer distances and if you’re competitive like me you can enter races and it is the best motivation to get your ass out the door and working out.