It was just too orange-y before.
I’ve been ready for a change for a while now and I contacted Delicious Design Studio because everyone and their blogger seems to use her services. And she was lovely and her quote was reasonable, and she’s even following me on Twitter now (QOFECrissy, follow me!), but with all the stuff we need for the house I just couldn’t justify spending the money on redecorating because I prefer not freezing my tits off this winter to a pimpin’ blog.
I know. My priorities are fucked.
And so I asked my husband to help me come up with a new theme. I had one I loved and it was very chic and very Studio 54, that’s still chic right? Disco?
I have no idea.
But the fucker wouldn’t work in Explorer. So shit. I couldn’t use it and I went to bed. Mister, however, kept working and this is what happens when you leave a boy in charge of things. You get a theme called DARKSEX.
I think it’s too sexy for a humor blog.
You think I’m funny don’t you?
Don’ t You?
I mean I rarely talk about sex and if I do it’s because we’re not having any so my blog shouldn’t look like porn.
I don’t know.
I’m thinking a little less “come fuck me” and a little more “everyone can suck it.”
How about something more regal?
I should be wearing a tiara!
Maybe we’ll just change the background picture.
Or the entire thing.
Maybe just a picture of my ass.
I’m fairly certain I already know how the votes are going to line up. Boys vote for sexy, girls vote for tiara, but we need to find a way to amalgamate (whoa Nelly! That’s a mighty big word there little lady!) the two.
I feel like I’ve been in a real funk lately and I’m a little depressed and stressed and anxious and So. Not. Funny.
Maybe a new look will help me get my mojo back.
You could also send me cash…