Comments on: Smells Like Evil Spirit

By: cew

cew — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:48:19 +0000

If you wrap tofu in bacon then cover with melted cheese and jalapenos, it’s actually pretty tasty.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:16:14 +0000

“All of a sudden, you’re cat-lady-screaming-at-passing-cars-in-her-fuzzy-slippers out of your goddamn mind.” is my favorite new insult.

Actually–everyone is so funny today! My 4 year old wants to know what I’m laughing at…but moo shoo smegma seems a little inappropriate to explain.

By: Nilsa S.

Nilsa S. — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:05:13 +0000

If I lived in your neighborhood, I’d be over at your house for dinner all the time. I *should* be eating Weight Watchers 24/7. Instead, I make frozen pizzas. Because they’re easy. And I don’t have to think. And I wonder why I’m not shedding the pounds. Hmmmm.

By: rs27

rs27 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:40:53 +0000

Nothing wrong with a little tofu in the morning.

Oh, I’m thinking of tofu as something else.

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:03:31 +0000

Tofu is the devil’s work. People tell me it’s supposed to fill me up and it never does. I swear, health food is turning me into a Republican. MCCAIN AND RED MEAT FOREVER!

I take that back.

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:01:22 +0000

speaking of vietnamese food, i fucking LOVE nime chow

By: Marie

Marie — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:00:40 +0000

That looks good! I’ll have me some pahleaaase.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:59:18 +0000

It seems like you have things so straight. The exterminator’s swimming pool smells better than Satan’s asshole. Alright. And a Pot of Crap™ party seems awesome. So far so good.

Then, BAM! Moo Shu Tofu! All of a sudden, you’re cat-lady-screaming-at-passing-cars-in-her-fuzzy-slippers out of your goddamn mind.

I had the same reaction Ken did, even just reading about it. The word “tofu” just messes up the name of any dish. Tofu is like the punchline at the end of joke someone calls food. Except it’s never funny.

If you had called it “Moo Shu Smegma” instead, everyone would have wanted some. I would have come back for seconds.

By: Dingo

Dingo — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:24:57 +0000

It’s not bad enough that you served tofu but to make it look all pretty, well, that’s just wrong. You might as well save money on groceries and serve Alice’s turds for dessert. But a dollop of Cool Whip on it and BAM!

By: Kiala

Kiala — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:10:34 +0000

Last night Dane ate a box of Kraft mac n cheese rather than order from Pho Van where they have delicious vietnamese food.

He would prefer eat something they sell at RITE AID over eating something which might have been prepared near other vegetables.

I am at my wit’s end. WIT’S END.