So I was at the store the other day purchasing some swimmie noodles
for Girlfreind to practice her swimming with and the line was just stoopid long until finally a teenage boy opened another register, looked directly at me, and said “I can take you over here.” I said “great!” and started to go over there and then this cunt bag behind me ran ahead of me and cut me in his line. She actually ran to beat me.
It really burns my butt when people do this.
Listen up Miracle Ear,
HE WAS TALKING TO ME!
Now I understand that most people have the intelligence and sense of decency of a giraffe, no that’s not true, a giraffe has more, but seriously? I shouldn’t have to put up with it.
If you’re too ignorant to know it’s wrong to cut people in line you shouldn’t be allowed out in public. Just stay home in your Pjs and order from QVC.
What part of “I’ll take YOU over here, nice blonde lady purchasing two swimmy noodles AND NOT YOU, dumb bitch purchasing spagetti sauce, Massengill, and tough actin’ Tinactin foot cream” did this downsy wad not understand?
She’s lucky I didn’t bludgeon her to death with those swimmy noodles. It would have been very difficult to do, because they’re like sooo soft and pliable, but I was that. mad.
But next time it happens, and we all know sure as shit that it will, I’m going to say something.
I’m putting my foot down.
I’m taking a stand.
I’m going Animal Planet on motherfuckers.
I don’t even care because nobody, NOBODY! is going to do that to me again!
CRISSY IS SAYING NO THANK YOU TO THE ASSHOLES OF AMERICA!!
I bet Dee Snider hates assholes too. I bet he’s thinking about them right now.
Crissy takes a small bow and exits, stage left, with Twisted Sister’s We’re Not Gonna Take It playing in the background along with the uproarious applause of tens of other people who read her blog and also hate assholes.
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