How long can the rotating themes go on?

Hmmm…

I mean, what the hell are you talking about?

Our back-woods trash picker uppers usually respond to the monetary kind of persuasion. You’d be surprised what a $20 would do taped to your trash lid addressed to “Trash Dudes” with a note saying “have a couple on us” does. All the sudden your trash containers get turned upside down (incase of rain) and placed nicely in front of your humble abode.

I’m going to try to come back and read all your wonderful blogs tonight. We’re having a party and I’m prepping for it alone with Girlfriend being oh, so very helpful…

Love you guys!

So who steals a trashcan? I don’t get it.

Here in NYC, people paint their addresses onto their trashcans. But it doesn’t stop people from stealing them. It just means a lot of people have wholly painted trashcans to cover up the addresses that used to be on the trashcan. Some of them are very creatively painted. It’s very nice.

I suggest you paint your trashcans with satanic symbols and curses. That way, the garbagemen will respect them, the fuckhead BAC across the street won’t want them, and it might even keep the Jehovahs away.

Also, I’m sorry I was such a douchebag yesterday. And I’m sorry that I am still such an unrelenting douchebag today. My douchebagginess simply will not be supressed. So I apologize, in my own douchebaggy insincere sort of way.

Also, I miss the twins from yesterday. Maybe you can start that pay site Ken was talking about soon. As your hobby, you know?

WIN.

It’s like you just smacked Heather Armstrong in the face with your awesomeness.

Also, Ari and I have had this same conversation about someone stealing our trashcan, only it was mainly me being like, “Oh hell no!” and her being like, “They didn’t take it on purpose, stop being an idiot.”