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	<title>Comments on: Are You There Vodka? It&#8217;s Me, Crissy.</title>
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		<title>By: shan</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/07/18/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-crissy/#comment-2709</link>
		<dc:creator>shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha! i say drink up. nothing like a good martini buzz to calm all those fears! 

but hey, don&#039;t sweat the small stuff! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha! i say drink up. nothing like a good martini buzz to calm all those fears! </p>
<p>but hey, don&#8217;t sweat the small stuff! <img src='http://crissyspage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: melissa lion</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/07/18/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-crissy/#comment-2708</link>
		<dc:creator>melissa lion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My my it is on between the non-waker uppers and the waker- uppers. IT IS ON. 

No, it isn&#039;t. I can&#039;t help but feel if we were all a little nearer, the anxiety would be easier. 

Have I mentioned that I&#039;ve stopped drinking in the stupid, stupid hope that it will make me feel less skin crawlie? 

Emailing Kiala 1000 word emails helps too. And riding my bike. Blogging does not help, I fear. We all need a bloggy vacation. Maybe? 

Or maybe I just need lunch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My my it is on between the non-waker uppers and the waker- uppers. IT IS ON. </p>
<p>No, it isn&#8217;t. I can&#8217;t help but feel if we were all a little nearer, the anxiety would be easier. </p>
<p>Have I mentioned that I&#8217;ve stopped drinking in the stupid, stupid hope that it will make me feel less skin crawlie? </p>
<p>Emailing Kiala 1000 word emails helps too. And riding my bike. Blogging does not help, I fear. We all need a bloggy vacation. Maybe? </p>
<p>Or maybe I just need lunch.</p>
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		<title>By: Nell</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/07/18/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-crissy/#comment-2707</link>
		<dc:creator>Nell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No matter how tired, if you have someone willing to make the midnight offer, you&#039;re a fool not to accept. I&#039;m without for three weeks while my evening entertainment is playing soldier, so being tired is NO EXCUSE!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No matter how tired, if you have someone willing to make the midnight offer, you&#8217;re a fool not to accept. I&#8217;m without for three weeks while my evening entertainment is playing soldier, so being tired is NO EXCUSE!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Lynne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lynne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m back; sorry I&#039;m no help.  I agree with the others that GF will be just fine.  Here&#039;s the plan at work Monday, we&#039;ll hit the safe and you can make off with the loot - money problem solved, then we&#039;ll secretly exchange the water in the water cooler with vodka.  I&#039;ll cover you while you go into the ladies room to &quot;rub one out&quot;.  Who doesn&#039;t masturbate at work, right?  Um.  Did I really just type that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m back; sorry I&#8217;m no help.  I agree with the others that GF will be just fine.  Here&#8217;s the plan at work Monday, we&#8217;ll hit the safe and you can make off with the loot &#8211; money problem solved, then we&#8217;ll secretly exchange the water in the water cooler with vodka.  I&#8217;ll cover you while you go into the ladies room to &#8220;rub one out&#8221;.  Who doesn&#8217;t masturbate at work, right?  Um.  Did I really just type that?</p>
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		<title>By: Denise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mmmmmmmmmm, Martini.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mmmmmmmmmm, Martini.</p>
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		<title>By: alexa</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/07/18/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-crissy/#comment-2704</link>
		<dc:creator>alexa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sex and vodka sound like the perfect cure right now. actually i could use me some of that medicine as well.

1 and a half hours till 5pm. then it&#039;s vodka to the dome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sex and vodka sound like the perfect cure right now. actually i could use me some of that medicine as well.</p>
<p>1 and a half hours till 5pm. then it&#8217;s vodka to the dome.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel M.</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/07/18/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-crissy/#comment-2703</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel M.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh I am so with you on the horny thing.

Hot guy from Target?  yeah I dreamed about him.


P.S. he was fabulous....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh I am so with you on the horny thing.</p>
<p>Hot guy from Target?  yeah I dreamed about him.</p>
<p>P.S. he was fabulous&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: rs27</title>
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		<dc:creator>rs27</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t help with the vodka, or the sex, or the anything really.

In conclusion, buy a time machine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t help with the vodka, or the sex, or the anything really.</p>
<p>In conclusion, buy a time machine</p>
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		<title>By: Crissy's Pimp</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crissy's Pimp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>let&#039;s make a deal:

if i can get full penetration before you wake up, you just sit back and enjoy the ride.

if not, you can tell me to sod off (if you so please).

btw, i am appropriating this line:

&quot;carrying a flimsy umbrella though a thunderous shitstorm&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>let&#8217;s make a deal:</p>
<p>if i can get full penetration before you wake up, you just sit back and enjoy the ride.</p>
<p>if not, you can tell me to sod off (if you so please).</p>
<p>btw, i am appropriating this line:</p>
<p>&#8220;carrying a flimsy umbrella though a thunderous shitstorm&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Megkathleen</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/07/18/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-crissy/#comment-2699</link>
		<dc:creator>Megkathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m so with you. There must be something in the air causing massive anxiety attacks. The only thing keeping me alive and functional right now is the knowledge that I will have booze tonight and can sleep lots on Sunday. I can not wait for Sunday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so with you. There must be something in the air causing massive anxiety attacks. The only thing keeping me alive and functional right now is the knowledge that I will have booze tonight and can sleep lots on Sunday. I can not wait for Sunday.</p>
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