Comments on: Hi-Ho, Freak Show!

By: longredcape

longredcape — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:56:46 +0000

I used to work with a Jehovah’s Witness. He was quite strange indeed. They don’t celebrate, like, ANYTHING. Not. Fun.

He ate the Christmas cookies I brought in to work,though– reindeer shape be damned!

By: Kendra

Kendra — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:50:48 +0000

Did I ever mention that my Boss @ the Vineyard has a kid w/ a t-shirt that states “Gods Army” I can’t believe I have’nt burst into flames on their property.

By: Kendra

Kendra — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:49:02 +0000

This brings back memories of the neighborhood I grew up in. Back in the early 80’s when people actually knew their neighors…and Moms had the luxury of staying home w/ the kids…. We had what was called the “Neighborhood Jehova Alert” when one Mom saw them coming she’d call the other few Moms, doors would close, and everyone would hide behind the curtains until their fingers were sore from ringing the doorbells and would exit the neighborhood. Not nearly as much fun as you guys though!

By: Kiala

Kiala — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:31:00 +0000

We have a Watchtower pamphlet on our fridge and Jesus looks exactly like Kenny Loggins.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:48:50 +0000

They’re so annoying. I mean, seriously. I love the various stages of them visiting you. I’m definitely thinking of crazy ways to answer the door next time.

They used to approach us on campus. I was great at the “walk straight, look forward, don’t make eye contact” maneuver, but when that failed, i would honestly tell them that I’m Jewish and plan on staying that way. It worked, usually.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:37:39 +0000

I am totally with Ken on this one. I love talking to the Jehovahs if they look good. I look through my little peephole and decide whether to let them in, but more often than not they are presentable and look like they could be fun. I am especially fond of Jehovahs with nice hair. You know, the Jojoba’s Witnesses. And, come on, they are in your home and you are half naked. So far, I haven’t gotten anywhere with any of them, but you never know.

I never get mormons in NYC. Just Jojoba’s Witnesses. I think the mormons are a west coast thang.

By: Denise

Denise — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:50:25 +0000

“Once I had my shirt half off with a 5 month old Girlfriend sucking from my boobie.

Mister answered in his underpants while holding a cast iron frying pan.

I dropped an f-bomb on them.”

OMG! this same thing happened to me only minus the frying pan, the kid was 3 months old, it was Thanksgiving and I told them “no thank you” to their pamphlets and when they asked why not I said “I’m Pagan” it worked! they almost ran away from me. and it works everytime I swear! Try it.

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:28:54 +0000

They came to my door once and asked me if I was getting enough sleep and left me a pamphlet. I thought they were psychics until Justin explained the situation.

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:25:16 +0000

i’m interested in the nipple sucking idea.

i love nipples!

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:52:33 +0000

I couldn’t stop laughing at “sacrificed kittens to the dark lord in our living room.”