Comments on: I Am Ass

By: Tootsie Farklepants

Tootsie Farklepants — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:28:18 +0000

“…I’m so sorry for your loss”…

And just then Snow White bore down and shot the shit covered tampon right in Kevin’s face. After witnessing this everyone in the back of the church died.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:15:21 +0000

I would help, but I couldn’t come up with endings to any of my stories…just. couldn’t. do it.

By: Sassy

Sassy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:00:26 +0000

Hahaha! This happened to my ex-husband. Except he wasn’t in front of a church, and he had a bag. I laughed hysterically when he told me he had to pull a tampon out of my dog’s ass.

The garbage has a lid now.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:33:42 +0000

My comment was rejected too.

BOOOOO.

Make Ken rub your head. It should be your favorite thing because it is mine.

By: Rachel M.

Rachel M. — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:54:09 +0000

hey we both wrote f-ed up stories for Chris

*giggle*

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:53:57 +0000

…….

A moment of silence passes, then a man seated in the pew smiles slightly and says to Kevin, “Don’t feel bad for us, you’re the one debating whether or not to do Bad Things to a dog.”

By: rs27

rs27 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:45:20 +0000

I feel like Get off my lawn is an appropriate ender to anything.

By: Lynne

Lynne — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:19:50 +0000

I posted a comment and it didn’t come out! I SAID - I can’t help you with the story because I’m retarded. Also, you better feel better so you can come to work tomorrow!!

By: Nilsa S.

Nilsa S. — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:48:11 +0000

Boo to feeling like ass. At least you will get better. Eventually. Unlike those sorry souls who are an ass. They’re stuck with it for life.

Be good to you.

By: arielle

arielle — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:47:31 +0000

I am going to have nightmares about this happening to Jack.