Comments on: Slippery Dick and Baby Beluga

By: Free Porn Videos

Free Porn Videos — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:39:06 +0000

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By: Morgy

Morgy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:41:56 +0000

Uhhh. What I meant in the above comment was that turtles smell like poop. Not just animal poop, but human poop.

By: Maxie

Maxie — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:28:27 +0000

I bet you can totally find flip flops like that @ the disney store. they have everything there.

By: Morgy

Morgy — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:42:13 +0000

We used to have a turtle. If you enjoy the smell of the bathroom after your husband sits in it after a 30 minute poo session, then you will enjoy the smell of your turtle’s tank if you don’t plan to clean it about every four hours or so.

By: Grammy

Grammy — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:55:00 +0000

To the Crissys,

Have you forgotten the golden rule you both learned at your mamas’ knee?

HANDS TO YOURSELF, please.

Oh my God! Whatever possessed you? What on earth would you ever do if your pimp did the same favor to neighbor’s wife? You’d have a stroke.

By: kendra

kendra — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:30:41 +0000

No turtles. Stinky and bacteria-ridden. She’ll probably forget about it really quick.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:27 +0000

All my new neighbors are gay. So I guess, um, wait they’ll love it!

We’ll laaauuugh and then we’ll go shopping for pillows at West Elm.

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:29:38 +0000

No, no turtles, goldfish are OK and flush easier after forgetting about them (trust me)
Can I be your neighbor?

By: Crissy

Crissy — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:24:09 +0000

Melissa- Oh yeah. I forgot about the living forever part. Shit.

Megkathleen- Old people are cool. Just give them a chance.

Megan- Okay so I only have to take care of it for another 15 years until she gets to college? Sweet. I’m all in.

stoogepie- I’ve suspected that you raised yourself for quite some time.

Rachel M.- Aaaand there it is.

Chris- Report back as soon as you get home from the hospital.

Lauren- Red eared sliders. Keep an eye on them. Got it!

rs27- Ferrets smell, but you’re right. There’s blog fodder a plenty.

Leah- Yes! We’ll all go. It’ll be fun.

By: Leah

Leah — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:50:10 +0000

Crissy, is that a date? I’m so down.