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Good Morning Internet!
Thank you so much for all your birthday wishes and e-cards and mail mail cards and everything yesterday.
I’m pretty tired this morning from snorting coke off hooker’s thighs opening presents so I’ll fill you in on all the super sexy details later and leave you with this video.
It’s a secret family recipe so don’t go fucking telling everyone.
OH! I almost forgot!
I’m over at Chris’s today talking about some crap that happened recently at The Stop & Shop so come see me.
It’s still my birthday so you have to do what I say.
Do it.
DO IT.
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June 27th, 2008 at 5:14 AM
Wow! That was awesome. I had to pause it so I could run and get a pen and some paper. I hope you don’t mind if I wrote the recipe down - I might serve this at my 4th of July cookout. I don’t know, it’s a little above my skill level, but we’ll see. GF is such a cutie pie. I miss seeing her on Tuesdays when she would come in for Storytime Throwdown. Hope you had a fun birthday!
June 27th, 2008 at 6:18 AM
You’re a triangle cutter? I’m a vertical cutter. That’s top to bottom right? And you’re absolutely right, horizontal is WRONG. Thank god you’re teaching your daughter some values.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:39 AM
I’m just glad she was wearing an AC/DC tee-shirt.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:47 AM
Are you sure you were there when Girlfriend came into this world? She seems pretty sure that you weren’t and well, you may have been pretty hopped up on some vino at the time. I’m just sayin’.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:50 AM
Lynne- I will come by and help you if you want.
Melissa- What the hell are you doing up so early? Is it Archer?
Rach- We can thank Crazy Uncle Paul for that. He also got her a Guns n’ Roses shirt, one that says Punk Rock Preschool, and one with skulls on it.
Dingo- No. I’m positive that she’s the one that came out. It was 5pm and I didn’t have THAT much of a buzz yet.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:52 AM
Yes. And yes. And do you ever wish you could go back and not be there at the birth? I do. Especially on mornings like this.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:05 AM
OMG! I love your chef hat! I’ll need one to make my own peanut butter and jelly/marmalade/whatever sandwich. I’ll need to replay this a couple times so I can get the recipe just right!
Happy Friday!! (Finally, right??)
June 27th, 2008 at 8:11 AM
Guest post, guest post…
why am I so happy?
and why is it STILL your birthday…
Weird.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:53 AM
Dads always get the baby girl’s hearts. We are just around to bring them into the world and tell them “no”….oh yeah, and to beat them when they get lippy….
June 27th, 2008 at 9:20 AM
that’s right–she’s MY daughter, not yours!
muaauahauahauhhahauaaua!!!!!!111!!1one!1
June 27th, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Nice of you to teach your husband’s daughter how to do that. It kinda keeps it in the family.
Is that a chef’s hat, or do you have underwear on your head? (hope it’s clean)
June 27th, 2008 at 11:03 AM
This post title was soooo misleading.
I don’t have a whimsical plate so I can’t make this. That and my severe allergies to peanut butter.
Either way.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Thank you for making a vegan meal!
Did Girlfriend just say “It’s 2 am”?
Because, if she did, you are teaching her right.
Last call for alcohol!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Also, you need to read these. She’s a courtesan AND an assassin. Does it get any fucking better?
Kushiel’s Dart
June 27th, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Melissa- I wish that at least once a day.
Marie- The week was long, wasn’t it?
Matt- My birthday really cannot be compacted into only one day. It’s sort of like Jesus’s birthday is more of a season really than just one day.
Rachel M.- The beatings are my favorite!
Neth- Fuck you.
JoeInVegas- What fun is clean underwear?
rs27- I’m sorry again. I feel like I’ve been apologizing to you all day.
Kiala- I was thinking of you when I chose a vegan dish. And no, it doesn’t get better than a courtesan and an assassin. YAY for SMUT!!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Props on the guest post. HILARIOUS!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
It’s still your birthday? Huh. I want multi-day birthdays…
Happy Still-Birthday, then!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Nummy! I can’t wait to try this out. I’ll let you know how it goes!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:58 PM
Your great grandmother handed this recipe down to you? OMG, because mine did too. Are we related?
June 27th, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Rachel- Thank you! It was really fun except I had to cringe a couple of times because there are some type-os that I didn’t catch when I sent it off to Chris. Shit. I will always find a way to embarrass myself somehow.
Joy- You can do whatever you want. It’s YOUR birthday. If you want it to last a week, then it should.
Megkathleen-Good luck! I hope you and Chuckles enjoy it.
Nilsa- MAYBE!!! That means I’m coming to the wedding and I’m sitting with your folks.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Late reply. But YES THIS WEEK WAS TOO LONG!! Let’s hope the weekend sticks around longer.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
this is great. happy birthday!
June 28th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
I’m very late responding to this video, I know, but I have to tell you: unless you show the prep work, I will never, ever be able to make a dish as complicated as this, with all its ingredients and utensils and plates. How, for instance, did you get the bread out of the bag? I have tried.
Anyway, they sell this dish frozen, and I can also order it in. The video demonstration was great and I like how I now know some of your family secrets, and I loved Girlfriend’s shirt, but I will probably never be accomplished enough to cook this dish.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Crissy,
I think we have the same birthday. Perhaps we’re twins separated at birth?
June 29th, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Damn. I was going to comment on her shirt, but looks like others beat me to it. I don’t have to destroy my kitchen in a pathetic attempt to copy the genius involved in making this dish, as I can wait until school starts and buy one in the lunch line.
July 12th, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Hey there! I just found your blog (via Arielle’s) and i rocks my socks off. Your daughter (well, as SOME would consider her to be) is the freakin cutest thing I’ve ever seen. And you crack me up! You two are so cute together too
So glad Ari gave you the shoutout! Awesome blog Crissy!