Good Morning Internet!
Thank you so much for all your birthday wishes and e-cards and mail mail cards and everything yesterday.
I’m pretty tired this morning from snorting coke off hooker’s thighs opening presents so I’ll fill you in on all the super sexy details later and leave you with this video.
It’s a secret family recipe so don’t go fucking telling everyone.
OH! I almost forgot!
I’m over at Chris’s today talking about some crap that happened recently at The Stop & Shop so come see me.
It’s still my birthday so you have to do what I say.
- Happy Horseshit
- Forever 34
- OMG! Sorry! Better late than never though, right?
- Reason number 876 for thinking Mister somehow caught The Gay.
- A Video in which I Give Chocolate the Raspberry