Comments on: Crissy & the Very Bad Day

By: Rachel M.

Rachel M. — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:51:23 +0000

First off this post sent ME to the bottle, so I don’t know how YOU survived the day.

Secondly, your description of the dog’s swamp ass is my husband’s ass to a T….

By: Nat

Nat — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:46:06 +0000

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. That was awesome! -Well not so much for you, but thanks for sharing.

By: Rachael

Rachael — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:10:43 +0000

First, I am so sorry. I have a Lab who did this to me very recently sans swamp ass and ruined my killer Oriental rug.

Secondly, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……

Thirdly, thanks. I needed a laugh!

By: BakoStarr

BakoStarr — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:38:36 +0000

So hopefully your entire monthly quota of shitty luck was filled all at once.

By: crissy

crissy — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:41:20 +0000

Morgy- You know how it is.

Matt-Can you lick your own ass too? Wait. Don’t answer that.

Jamie- It’s never pretty. Never.

Megan- Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Megkathleen- They’re not gross all the time. I swear!

Geekybiker- That’s exactly what we’re going to do. The baby locks, not the expensive stainless can. They are nice though.

By: Geekybiker

Geekybiker — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:30:46 +0000

You should get those baby proof cabinet locks for under the sink. The ones that open like an inch or two and you have to reach in and squeeze them to open further. They’d keep both the kid and dog out of that stuff and prevent more…. coffee issues. Alternately you could get a Stainless pedal kitchen can like I have. It was sorts expensive but is fabulous. seals smells in, and heavy enough to resist dog tipping, plus you can open it with both hands full.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:24:08 +0000

Yikes. I have saved this post so whenever I get really sad and depressed about the fact that I don’t have a puppy of my own I can read this and feel better about that fact.

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:56:08 +0000

As I’m reading this, I find a little bit of dog vomit on my arm. Great. I’d like to tell everyone who’s swearing off dogs that having a dog isn’t all that gross, but that would just be lying.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:54:44 +0000

I love that this is tagged oops! I crapped my pants.

But seriously, that sucks. My dog had an upset stomach not too long ago and it was not pretty.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:38:37 +0000

To truly understand a dog, you must think like one.

People tell me over and over that I have that down.