On Monday morning I opened my email to find this:
It’s from stoogepie just in case you missed it, and it made me feel all special and stuff that he made this for me because most of the time I’m lucky if people shit in a bag and give it to me for a present but this is certainly not shit in a bag.
I’ve never looked so good in yellow and it’s probably the only time my picture will ever appear on the side of a building since nobody in Schmuckytown will be putting one up.
I have only one complaint though. He got my boobies totally wrong. They’re much larger in real life, but whatever. We’ve never actually met in person and so I guess it’s pretty good for his first try.
He told me he didn’t want me to pimp his blog but I have poor listening skills or whatever and so I did it anyway.
Now go see him and give the boy some love.
DO IT NOW BITCHES!
- A rabbit in the cage is worth two in the bush. Hahahahaha! Crissy said “bush.”
- I <3 Boobs
- Jesus Has The Big Salami
- Today, we’re in the melon business.
- Itty bitty titty committee