Comments on: Suck A Fat Dick Newswankers

By: Grammy

Grammy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:16:54 +0000

Hi Saylesville Woman! Can’t believe how ignorant news folks can be. I agree. Frank Coletta would have mentioned your name and shown you, Alice, and Girlfriend in the kiddie pool to show the public just how it all unfolded. You’re a hero!

By: Morgetron

Morgetron — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:49:24 +0000

Cankles my ass.

By: Rachel M.

Rachel M. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:07:09 +0000

found your from surviving myself, just have to say you have truly mastered the word “fuck”. I tip my hat to you….I mean my fucking hat….

By: Grammy

Grammy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:06:43 +0000

You ARE a hero. Everyone else was inside hugging their air conditioner on that particular hot day. You were bravely exposing yourself to skin cancer just in time to hear that young man’s cry for help. And, because you’re extremely intellitent, you could sort that out from among the other fuck-heads who yell for help just horsing around. GOOD ON YOU, HERO, SAYLESVILLE WOMAN!

By: The Green Man

The Green Man — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:26:53 +0000

Take a deep breath, count to 10…. Then scream loudly and brush the whole thing under a carpet. Obviously they’re a bunch of ungrateful sods round your neck of the woods. Don’t fret though, you’re still our hero and next time I’m drowning, it’s you I’ll be counting on to save me!

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:30:58 +0000

What?! Ridiculous. You should call them and set them straight. I mean, really, I’m sure people would rather see your face on the cover of the newspaper.

By: arielle

arielle — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:07:58 +0000

Next time, you gotta jump in.

By: megan

megan — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:24:37 +0000

Dreamy McHot kind of screwed you on this one. Not in the good way.

By: Nilsa S.

Nilsa S. — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:42:14 +0000

Well, truth be known, I’m actually spear-heading the honorary event. Think you can hold off until late July? That whole Veteran’s Day thing was just a decoy.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:31:09 +0000

Matt- They think because they’re all hairy and dumb they should get everything. And the Collies are even worse!

Kiala- You either? I’m repressed too, and I’ve done it!

rs27- You can have it.

stoogepie- Batman tells me he loves your letters and he says he wishes you’d draw him sometime. Sounds dirty to me.

Dingo- Do you think the wings will make drunken 20 year old girls hot for me?

Megkathleen- I have always wanted to make inspiring speeches.

Melissa- It’s not me in the picture. I googled my name on Google images and that picture came up, but it’s not me I swear.

JoeInVegas- I was the Saylesville woman. I don’t know who another woman was but she sounds like a bitch.

Nilsa- They’re waiting for you to get to RI first because they know you don’t want to miss it.