Comments on: Classy, Sassy, Assy, I Can’t Come Up With a Title For This

By: The Underblawger

The Underblawger — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:28:20 +0000

Well, I’m a defense attorney, so I have to come to this guy’s defense, of course. Let’s admit it - that blogger meets blogger honeymoon period can be pretty dang awkward. You have to struggle with the whole thing of trying to develop a relationship while at the same time keeping your distance and it’s very easy to go too far in one direction or the other. I mean I had that “nicey-nicey” thing going with my new favorite blogger and then I sent her a rambling email in which I suggested that the past 8 years would have been SO much better if only she had been in Bush’s cabinet and, since then, I’ve felt like a complete fool. I don’t know. I think I might be doing it again, so I’ll shut up now.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:08:57 +0000

How can it be okay to talk about crotchless panties but not to make pussy jokes? I guess the operative word is “crotchless.”

You are so right that all men are into pussy jokes and bad language. I get happy just thinking about pussies and bad language. And the two go so well together (with other things, too)!

Anyway, my takeaway from all of this is that I will google mexican kids with AIDS and tourettes so I can find out who this is. Also, I would shave my pubes tonight to avoid that whole gray-pube issue if my pubes weren’t already shaved.

Hey, Crissy’s Pimp, post it!

By: Crissy

Crissy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:42:52 +0000

Neth- Nah. I’ll do it. Maybe tomorrow.

Megan- Ha, ha, ha! It took me two days to figure it out.

Geekybiker- I would like to hear more about this awesome scrotum.

By: Geekybiker

Geekybiker — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:35:04 +0000

I found my first grey hair a couple weeks ago. Luckily it wasn’t in my pubes.

It may not just be the wife angle with this guy though. It may be the family angle. My Fiance is pretty cool about most stuff like that. But she has, lets called them “conservative” relatives to be generous. When they might get directed to the site we sometimes have issues. I say fuck em and let them stew about me talking about how awesome my scrotum is.

By: megan

megan — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:26:34 +0000

I’m so glad you figured out the wife angle, or I would have been turning it over in my head for days, like when you see an actor you recognize but just can’t place. Thank you!

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:04:21 +0000

i could drop a hint on my blog, but that would be too easy, and nobody would notice.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:31:34 +0000

Denise- And it’s fun to say!

Lynne- You are partially responsible for this.

JoeInVegas-ha, ha, ha, ha! I’ll probably tell everyone what blog it is. I’m still having a moral battle in my head over it. We’ll see which side wins.

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:48:10 +0000

OK, everybody wants to know so you might as well put up the name of this blog. You don’t need to link, just let us know.
Especially since he is doing the same shame thing to one of your peeps.
And I am totally in love with vaginas. If you want to post a shot of your non-grey haired - (oh, sorry, not appropriate, never mind)

By: Lynne

Lynne — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:25:59 +0000

I feel guilty now. If I hadn’t warned you about the gray pubes, none of this would have happened.

By: denise

denise — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:22:40 +0000

Maybe he’s gay, you know it would explain why he’s so butt hurt when girls mention their girlie bits. And Cooter is my favorite word EV-AR!