Comments on: Show Me Your Bottles, I Mean Cans, I Mean Tits.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:40:43 +0000

Shopping for cologne is tough. Ultimately, my goal is to find a scent that, make women drool- in a non-hungry-but-horny type of way. Since I am a man and have NO idea what women like to smell, it becomes trial and error. I wish someone would let me in on the secret. Just once. I wont tell. Promise

By: Kiala

Kiala — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:59:27 +0000

Ha! I did have three diet cokes already. But no nachos. I’m having a salad.

Dane wears axe deoderant. I like it. I’m retarded.

By: crissy

crissy — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:25:08 +0000

Rach- Yeah. You just let it fly. That’s why I love you.

Kiala- I’m sorry about the hangover. That sucks. Enjoy your diet coke and nachos.

Lauren- Ugh! Axe. I know. And thank you. It was the only one that came even close for me.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:21:43 +0000

You know what’s AWFUL? That new Axe stuff. The commercial convinces every high schooler who has no brain that some scent is going to get girls to rip off their clothes. I have a bunch of high school interns at my office and they all wear it. You have to walk through the room actually cutting the air of the scent. It’s painful.

In other news. the scent you got for your husband is quite nice. Good job!

By: Kiala

Kiala — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:24:41 +0000

I have the worst hangover ever. I feel like I did a kilo of coke last night but I did not.

Anyway, I bet Melissa would think I smell delicious.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:46:31 +0000

“think it don’t say it”…hmm…I think I’m much more of a “say it, don’t think about it and then possibly regret it later” kinda gal…

that’s why I keep you my bff–you ARE my frontal lobe.

By: crissy

crissy — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:45:10 +0000

Chris- I’ll take your word for it until I can get lucky myself.

Megkathleen- LUCKY! Most stuff stinks. You’re not missing anything.

Neth- You got the better deal.

Nilsa- I think I might buy him some and see if we can bring it back! Everything else from our childhood is back so why not that too? And it’s ok if the girls hang all over him. He’s still old enough to be their daddy.

By: Nilsa S.

Nilsa S. — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:16:07 +0000

Personally, I’d have no problem if the Mister wore a little (or a lot) Drakar. The question you must ask yourself is whether you prefer the preens hanging all over him and ooogling because he’s all juiced up??!!

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:00:15 +0000

hey, i don’t mind you being a whore for your first BF, as long as you’re a much dirtier one for me.

call me progressive.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:00:14 +0000

I have nothing to add to this conversation because I don’t have a sense of smell. Seriously, I can’t smell anything…well, it has to be really really strong for me to smell it.