It’s Friday.
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Damn filters at work…I CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO….what’s ON the video….someone? A synopisis, please! Our computer at home is on th fritz, so no telling WHEN I’ll get to see it. *sigh*
ACK! Every time I try to watch this, The Dainty Flower butts in and want to see “Miss Christmas” and then I am having to explain the F word and why I don’t fluff my boobies and what an orgasm is! Then I pushed her out of the way to turn it off and now she’s crying and I’m crying because I can’t watch it and…GOOD GRIEF!
Fridays are always fun ’round here…
But I promise to watch in entirety later!
I think you really should have spliced in a video of Girlfriend saying, at the appropriate moment, that daddy is an asshole. The Internets thinks that maybe you heard Girlfriend wrong and she said something more like, “Daddy is a mad genius.”
Hey, Shelly, it’s seven minutes long. I can’t paraphrase for that long. ADD and laziness and all that. But I will tell you that it it a video of Crissy and hubby at dinner at a restaurant with a great view of the harbor. The video begins with Crissy complaining about a glass of wine costing $9 although she has already had an entire bottle of wine. Then zombies invade the restaurant, eating the waiter and several patrons but not going near Crissy’s nasty-assed miso salmon. Before Crissy and hubby run frantically to the hotel where mayhem is tonight’s floor show, hubby very quickly chugs the last of his delicious Guinness. As they get to their hotel room, we can hear Kendra inside saying, “Daddy is an asshole,” over and over again in a chant-like fashion. They rush inside, where Girlfriend and Kendra are oblivious to the fact that the world outside has gone utterly mad. Some other commenter will have to take over from here.
I…what? Who’s Kendra?
You were so drunk on one glass of wine!
That made my day. Made up for the fact I had a flat tire this morning. And my only question to you is when will Girlfriend start saying Bullshit (um, hi Ken, you said it and probably didn’t even realize it) and start flipping the bird? To the camera? During her school pictures? Classy.
I was sitting here watching the video wondering if that $9 glass of wine was any good, then you said it was crappy…sad, very very sad. No wine that costly should be crappy. And I think we can all agree that we all want to see video of girlfriend calling her Daddy and asshole, don’t deny it people you know it’s true.
They’re probably selling Gallo for $9 a glass or something. FWIW isn’t a glass of wine supposed to be 1/4 bottle or 187.5ml? Not super big, but that does look a little light.
A few things: You two are so hot! And the girls look great, no fluffing necessary. And in California, we call period sex — getting your red wings. Think about it.
Shelly- I’m sorry. Quit your job.
Rach- Okay. I understand completely. BELIEVE you me.
stoogepie- thank you for that wonderful summary!
Kiala- Kendra is our friend who visited us while on vacation. She made an appearance yesterday at the beach. Also, I had one bottle of wine before leaving for dinner and then two glasses while at dinner. So no. Not drunk on one glass. What do you take me for?
Nilsa- My mother in law said “pain in the butt” the other day and Gf jumped in and corrected her, saying “No, Marcy. It’s pain in the ASS.” I’m so proud. And yes, she calls her nana by her first name. OY.
Denise-It really was sort of crappy. I felt raped.
Geekybiker- The glass was very small. I like my wine glasses to be roughly the size of my head.
Melissa- I just can’t do it. It grosses me out totally. Maybe some EMDR for that too?
It freaks me out too. And you’re more likely to get a UTI.
This video is not Suitable for Work. I just got fired.
Kids cursing is hilarious. Except when they do it and kick you in the shins when you steal, err borrow their transformer toy.
I think you two are awesome. And next time, order the bottle. You know you’ll drink it!
She’s not drunk, she’s like that all the time. Wait. Maybe I should check what’s in her coffee cup….
Two things: The girls are gorgeous and you’re right – “getting your red wings” is disgusting. Icky.
Oh! Oh Kendra right! Ok, I get it now.
And also, I am relieved about the bottle and then the extras.
Bathed in relief.
Zombies! Oooh, Stoogepie, you tease.
I can’t believe I’m just getting to this video! I’m trying to watch it when my Mom leaves the room because I don’t want to have to explain orgasms and fluffing boobies,etc. I promise to watch when I get home this weekend!
OMG, I should not have watched this on an empty stomach. I wanna just climb through the computer screen and bury my face in the food!
Wait a minute – if you loved the lobser so much and he was full, why didn’t he just swap plates with you? What kind of guy is that?
Hey stoogepie, thanks for including me in your zombie rendition of the video. You have no idea how perfect that part is for me! Ha!
Kristen, I’m so sorry about the wine situation. I’m feeling very sad for you. I’ll have to bring some bottles next time I come over and we can try and drown those bad memories!
you guys are soo awesome. really funny stuff. wish i had that in my life. time to work on it.