Comments on: Shut Up Beach

By: Grammy

Grammy — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:22:31 +0000

Wow! Loved your one downer scenario. You can get more down than that…just tell the truth about growing up. That’s ‘ll do nicely.

By: The Movie Whore

The Movie Whore — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:54:36 +0000

Nice but you didn’t get me any shots of the hot girl life guards.

Looks like you guys had a great time. I would love to take the family to the beach for a few days.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:45:43 +0000

Do they need freelance writers and web developers in Rhode Island?

It looks pretty.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:08:53 +0000

okay, so I’m just putting this out there…since you NEVER leave RI (except maybe for Attleboro), I think maybe WE should be invited next year on your vacation.

*hint, hint*

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:21:56 +0000

Boy, it is so good hubby was there with the one-upper wearing his Juicy-ass shorts. I mean, the birth stories from a one-upper have to be pretty gruesome. “My water didn’t break. It stayed perfectly intact and, as a matter of fact, we bronzed it and put it on the mantle. Still, for a whole month before delivery I could hear the baby already speaking in complete sentences through the womb….”

You know, the one-upper is also a pretty vicious species of cock-blocker, so I completely empathize.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:39:02 +0000

Megkathleen- I didn’t teach her a thing. She was born with that attitude.

Nilsa- Yah, It’s chowda. I try to class it up for the internet.

By: Nilsa S.

Nilsa S. — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:36:16 +0000

You live in New England, right? And you vacayed there, too, right? So, isn’t it supposed to be called CHOWDAH? What’s this “er” business. I thought that was lost on all you people.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:28:58 +0000

Girlfriend is really good at the snobby beach club look! You’ve trained her so well.

By: crissy

crissy — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:17:54 +0000

Dingo- We aim to please.

Lauren- Being a one downer is a fun and creative way to entertain yourself while talking to assholes. It’s true.

Melissa- I think it can be very useful for you.

Rach- If you think that’s funny, see what he said about the seagull on Ken’s blog.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:10:27 +0000

chris gets funniest comment award of the day.

professional sand hat builder….who knew it was so desirable that even in NYC they need them!