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	<title>Comments on: Worship Me If You Must</title>
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	<description>I'm sort of a big deal</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Grammy</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1871</link>
		<dc:creator>Grammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well done, Crissy!  You're a good listener to discern kids kidding around and a kid trying to drown himself, yet changing his mind.  Mommy's proud.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well done, Crissy!  You&#8217;re a good listener to discern kids kidding around and a kid trying to drown himself, yet changing his mind.  Mommy&#8217;s proud.</p>
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		<title>By: Crissy</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1824</link>
		<dc:creator>Crissy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jim- You  know that if he had needed blood I would have been right there for him.

Kiala- You're a hero too because if your post was any longer I wouldn't have called the police as soon as I did and who knows what could have happened?  So HOORAY KIALA!!!

Denise- I would NEVER try to steal your crown.  There's plenty of room for us all.

Megkathleen- I almost yelled "shut up kids!" Melvin Udall style from As Good As it Gets. Don't tell anybody.

stoogepie- Maybe they would.  I don't know.  The cops around here are pretty bored and bust balls a lot. My husband got 7 tickets at once and most of them were just stuff the cop made up.

rs27- Should I make a video?

Lauren- Yay! Wait. No.  I'm scared of balloons.  Maybe they should bring wine instead.

Angela- Oh, well of course a date would have been nice, but my husband would prefer the parade.

Morgy- I know, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jim- You  know that if he had needed blood I would have been right there for him.</p>
<p>Kiala- You&#8217;re a hero too because if your post was any longer I wouldn&#8217;t have called the police as soon as I did and who knows what could have happened?  So HOORAY KIALA!!!</p>
<p>Denise- I would NEVER try to steal your crown.  There&#8217;s plenty of room for us all.</p>
<p>Megkathleen- I almost yelled &#8220;shut up kids!&#8221; Melvin Udall style from As Good As it Gets. Don&#8217;t tell anybody.</p>
<p>stoogepie- Maybe they would.  I don&#8217;t know.  The cops around here are pretty bored and bust balls a lot. My husband got 7 tickets at once and most of them were just stuff the cop made up.</p>
<p>rs27- Should I make a video?</p>
<p>Lauren- Yay! Wait. No.  I&#8217;m scared of balloons.  Maybe they should bring wine instead.</p>
<p>Angela- Oh, well of course a date would have been nice, but my husband would prefer the parade.</p>
<p>Morgy- I know, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Morgy</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1823</link>
		<dc:creator>Morgy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You really *are* cool. 

Good work woman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You really *are* cool. </p>
<p>Good work woman.</p>
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		<title>By: Angela</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1822</link>
		<dc:creator>Angela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wouldn't a date with Officer Superhottie have been better than a parade?? Hahaha

I'm glad you saved a kid's life! Hiphip HOORAY!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn&#8217;t a date with Officer Superhottie have been better than a parade?? Hahaha</p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad you saved a kid&#8217;s life! Hiphip HOORAY!</p>
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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1821</link>
		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's such a great story! That kid will call you his hero one day. And then, THEN the balloons will come. 

Also, you are hilarious!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s such a great story! That kid will call you his hero one day. And then, THEN the balloons will come. </p>
<p>Also, you are hilarious!</p>
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		<title>By: rs27</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1820</link>
		<dc:creator>rs27</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait calling the cops makes you a hero? That means that dog that dialed 911 is a hero too. The only dog worthy of being a hero is Underdog.

But seriously you're a hero, I shall call you...Phone Dialing Woman!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait calling the cops makes you a hero? That means that dog that dialed 911 is a hero too. The only dog worthy of being a hero is Underdog.</p>
<p>But seriously you&#8217;re a hero, I shall call you&#8230;Phone Dialing Woman!</p>
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		<title>By: stoogepie</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1819</link>
		<dc:creator>stoogepie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You rock!  As though you weren't already my hero!  You never cease to amaze me.  I bet the jakes would even let you keep your very special plants now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You rock!  As though you weren&#8217;t already my hero!  You never cease to amaze me.  I bet the jakes would even let you keep your very special plants now!</p>
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		<title>By: Megkathleen</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1818</link>
		<dc:creator>Megkathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuckin' Amazing! Or, since I'm lazy, F'amazing! Thank Jebus you're a good citizen...I think most people might have gone inside to muffle the yelling.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuckin&#8217; Amazing! Or, since I&#8217;m lazy, F&#8217;amazing! Thank Jebus you&#8217;re a good citizen&#8230;I think most people might have gone inside to muffle the yelling.</p>
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		<title>By: denise</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1817</link>
		<dc:creator>denise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cue sounds of crowd screaming and applauding, whilst Chrissy is crowned Queen of Fucking Everything (except Evil, that's my department)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cue sounds of crowd screaming and applauding, whilst Chrissy is crowned Queen of Fucking Everything (except Evil, that&#8217;s my department)</p>
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		<title>By: Kiala</title>
		<link>http://crissyspage.com/2008/06/11/worship-me-if-you-must/#comment-1816</link>
		<dc:creator>Kiala</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Woot Crissy!!!!!


Also, you and Ken and the cute kid can all come to Oregon and get a special medical card for your anxiety so you can grow special plants here with impunity.

Did I use that word right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woot Crissy!!!!!</p>
<p>Also, you and Ken and the cute kid can all come to Oregon and get a special medical card for your anxiety so you can grow special plants here with impunity.</p>
<p>Did I use that word right?</p>
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