Comments on: the biggest predicament you’ve ever seen

By: JenBun

JenBun — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:09:40 +0000

I have never been intimidated when faced with A Foreign Penis.

I’m just sayin’…

By: erikka

erikka — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:36:29 +0000

wow, incontinence is totally coming your way in old age, my friend.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:21:22 +0000

For some reason I can’t pee in moving vehicles. And, NO, I am not talking about my car. I can never pee on planes or trains or buses or boats. It’s completely impossible.

By: Kelly T

Kelly T — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:45:30 +0000

I totally followed you over here. creepy, no?

no way. ive seen guys pee on other guys while that other guy is peeing. theres not such thing as a man that cant pee under pressure.

YOU ARE NOT A MAN.

By: alexa

alexa — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:51:41 +0000

ha. oh lord chris. when i first started reading this is was all TMI TMI TMI! then i continued and ended up laughing at my laptop.

i’ll go ahead and count this post as a win.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:45:05 +0000

At the Portland downtown Nordstrom, the doors swing all the way shut when unoccupied, so people have to give them a push to see if they’re free, or some people opt for peeking in between the cracks in the door. Completely impossible to pee there.

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:41:17 +0000

I couldn’t do it. I can barely pee when I’m alone.

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:19:53 +0000

lauren - At least that’s the case for me. Which may not say that much for me.

aznman - Only if the writers get to pick which readers come back.

stoogepie - I appreciate the suggestions. I think my friends might not though.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:06:34 +0000

You know, Crissy never writes about pissing in urinals, although I’m sure she has some good stories to tell.

I think this is like stagefright and you can get over it. You just need to conquer the urinal. Maybe you should go out with friends and ask them to pee next to you. Maybe you can get a couple of urinals installed in your bathroom and invite guests over to pee beside you. Just suggestions….

By: aznman

aznman — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:03:40 +0000

hmm only 9 comments…

not a good thing for the guest blogger…

do we get to vote at the end of the week to see who gets invited back?

anyway, when i think of performance anxiety, i think of the mens bathrooms at fenway park a few years back. there was no urinal. there was a long trough…and there were no dividers so theres gonna be some elbow bumping too…i think many of the old sports stadiums were like this…blech