Comments on: The Mommy Monologues http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/ I'm sort of a big deal Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:37:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Megkathleen http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1573 Megkathleen Tue, 27 May 2008 18:09:24 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1573 I feel like I have nothing to add to this since I don't have little rats of my own...one day. But I will say this - my mom can't remember anything from the early '80's - when my brother and I were both toddlers. She's blacked out the entire thing. It was just so traumatizing. I feel like I have nothing to add to this since I don’t have little rats of my own…one day. But I will say this - my mom can’t remember anything from the early ’80’s - when my brother and I were both toddlers. She’s blacked out the entire thing. It was just so traumatizing.

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1544 Crissy Sat, 24 May 2008 21:29:10 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1544 Megan- You know what it's like then. Jim- It's always vodka time. Mom- Turned out to be a tie. We both survived. The little bastard was a good fighter. I'd go for a re-match but he could absolutely kick my ass now. Megan- You know what it’s like then.

Jim- It’s always vodka time.

Mom- Turned out to be a tie. We both survived. The little bastard was a good fighter. I’d go for a re-match but he could absolutely kick my ass now.

]]> By: Grammy http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1543 Grammy Sat, 24 May 2008 21:18:36 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1543 Want more trouble? Have another kid. The fighting is extra special. Remember when a lunatic mother had been pushed to the limit and grabbed each kid and forced them to try to kill each other while the mother screamed "come on, kill, kill! One of you will die, the other will go to jail. KILL!" Want more trouble? Have another kid. The fighting is extra special. Remember when a lunatic mother had been pushed to the limit and grabbed each kid and forced them to try to kill each other while the mother screamed “come on, kill, kill! One of you will die, the other will go to jail. KILL!”

]]> By: Grammy http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1542 Grammy Sat, 24 May 2008 21:16:47 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1542 Now you know why I as a totally distracted, freak mother, and head case. Now you know why I as a totally distracted, freak mother, and head case.

]]> By: TheMovie Whore http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1541 TheMovie Whore Sat, 24 May 2008 03:11:47 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1541 Crissy, Just wait until you have 2. Then they start fighting and crying and the beatings. It's a wonder I don't drink more. Speaking of a drink it's vodka time. Crissy, Just wait until you have 2. Then they start fighting and crying and the beatings. It’s a wonder I don’t drink more. Speaking of a drink it’s vodka time.

]]> By: Megan http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1540 Megan Sat, 24 May 2008 03:06:52 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1540 I said "Oscar, stop licking the couch" at least 30 times while trying to read this. I said “Oscar, stop licking the couch” at least 30 times while trying to read this.

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1539 Crissy Fri, 23 May 2008 21:01:37 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1539 rs27- No way. Fish soup lady deserves it. And I forgot to mention that red is her second favorite color, so you're still in! See you at 1:00! Kiala- Never. Rach- Um. How's that 21 day cleanse working out? Already dying for cake? rs27- No way. Fish soup lady deserves it. And I forgot to mention that red is her second favorite color, so you’re still in! See you at 1:00!

Kiala- Never.

Rach- Um. How’s that 21 day cleanse working out? Already dying for cake?

]]> By: Rachel http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1538 Rachel Fri, 23 May 2008 20:32:46 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1538 ice cream may not be a great breakfast...but let's not forget about the redeeming qualities of chocolate cake! ice cream may not be a great breakfast…but let’s not forget about the redeeming qualities of chocolate cake!

]]> By: Kiala http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1537 Kiala Fri, 23 May 2008 20:26:11 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1537 Just please don't take away my internet. Please. Just please don’t take away my internet.

Please.

]]> By: rs27 http://crissyspage.com/2008/05/23/the-mommy-monologues/#comment-1536 rs27 Fri, 23 May 2008 19:01:34 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=123#comment-1536 You take that back about fish soup lady right now! I had bought a red BMW for girlfriend. Oh, well, can't make it now. You take that back about fish soup lady right now!

I had bought a red BMW for girlfriend. Oh, well, can’t make it now.

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