Comments on: Dance, yo.

By: As Exciting as Watching a Giaraffe Take a Shadoobie - OR- My Video is Fucked So Now You’ll Read This Crap and Love It. | Crissy

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:22:58 +0000

[...] But don’t. worry. Internettians. Crissy knows how to handle these situations. He’s been spanked very, very, soundly (No, there’s no video of it. Pigs.) and sent right back to the editing room. He will not be allowed food nor drink nor play through until he produces a video befitting The Queen of Fucking Everything. [...]

By: Princessb

Princessb — Sun, 11 May 2008 23:09:09 +0000

You get some serious height on those kicks! Ever thought of being a Rockette? Love the dog at the end!

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:30:38 +0000

Good point - the last thing anybody needs is Brit Brit coming after you with an umbrella or Madonna trying to convince you that nude-colored bodysuits are the new black.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Thu, 08 May 2008 10:30:12 +0000

Jim- I never fall down. I have superior balance and stamina.

rs27- Great! Let’s go out Saturday night and show people how it’s done.

Meg- I’d do a video, but you know Madonna and Britney are all going to get jealous and hate on me. I don’t need that kind of bullshit in my life. Ya, know?

K2- You should see her dance. Then you’ll know why she thinks I’m good. The gift for dance runs in the family.

Melissa- I think he said “rock the house,” but my house was rocked enough, thanks. I am soooo looking forward to seeing your Vimeo.

Lynne- You’ve done that workout haven’t you?

Angela- She said it so many times we had to edit it out! It was really cute.

By: Angela

Angela — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:55:42 +0000

The adorable cries of “Look Mommy, you’re a soopa-star” definitely make the video.

By: Lynne

Lynne — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:06:12 +0000

I just realized I never commented even though I’ve watched this 3 times now. Fucking hilarious! GF just added to the hilarity! Mommy, you’re silly! I never knew you were so gazelle-like. Loved it!

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:32:06 +0000

That was inspiring. I’m totally serious. I have no idea what I’m inspired to do, exactly, but I plan to vimeo it, because if I can be even 1/8 as funny as that was, then I’ll know what it means for jesus to walk into a room. Or to bring down the house. Or whatever MC Cash said at the end.

By: K2

K2 — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:07:42 +0000

hehehe

“White Girl Can’t Dance”

The dog cowers, but hey, at least your kid thinks you’re cool…. of course then again, she’s still recovering from the trauma of finding out Ernie’s not anatomically correct….

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:54:45 +0000

I don’t even know where to start. Too freakin’ funny. First, when are you going to come out with your own video? Second, I second Girlfriend: You’re a superstar! And Third, I was a bit worried you were going to kick the TV - it’s just that the kicks were so good…

By: rs27

rs27 — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:05:27 +0000

Hip? Hip Hop? Hip Hop Anonymous?

Now we know what Billy Blanks was doing before Tae Bo.

I would laugh but this is what I do every Saturday night.