HermAphroditee vs. Crotchrotian

If youtube is being a bunch of pussies, then you can also see it here:

hermaphrodite vs. crotchrotian from the gilberts on Vimeo.

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23 Responses to “HermAphroditee vs. Crotchrotian”

  1. Rachel says:

    giving new meaning to “Up! Up! and Away!”

  2. Nilsa S. says:

    You? Hilarious. Me? Broken record. No shock there, on either counts.

    I love you *waited* until after dark to record this. Does that mean you’re actually trying to shade your daughter’s eyes from your, err, antics? Or are you just afraid of what the neighbors might think should you do this during the day? Either way. THANK YOU! :-)

  3. crissy says:

    Rach- To Infinity and Beyond!

    Nilsa- Our neighborhood is loaded with little kids and even though I may be a tad, ahem, eccentric I know better than to expose the innocent to it. Otherwise, I don’t give a rat’s ass what the neighbors think of me.

  4. Lynne says:

    Brilliant! I like how you had the guts to do it and the sense not to “expose” yourself to the kiddies. Nice. I don’t understand how you changed so quickly inside that little tent. I’m thinking you actually are a superhero!

  5. melissa lion says:

    Here are the things I took from this video.

    1) You have a huge house.
    2) You have enough agility to dive into a small child’s tent.
    3) Cuuuuuute knee highs.
    4) Strap ons give women super powers.

    That last one I suspected, and I’m just glad it was confirmed.

  6. i’m still waiting for my pasta dinner though…

  7. chris says:

    I bet your neighbors love you.

  8. Crissy says:

    Lynne- I can get my bra off without taking my shirt off. Can you?

    Melissa- There are cushions inside the tent otherwise I wouldn’t have attempted it. I’m old and broken, really.

    Neth- It ain’t comin.

    Chris- Shortly after this video was made there was an angry pitch fork wielding mob at my door. I have no idea what they wanted but we poured hot tar on them and they went away.

  9. Lynne says:

    Yes, you’re not a woman if you can’t. By the way, I forgot to mention that the water doesn’t boil faster if you stir it.

  10. good nobbin!

    schleppen das balls herr fraulien?

  11. Kiala says:

    It’s Fraunk -en- shhhtein.

    Isn’t that what we’re talking about?

    (You are so SLENDER lady!)

  12. crissy says:

    Lynne- WHAT?????

    Neth- That was funny.

    Kiala- Taffeta darling. Taffeta sweetheart. Are we talking about the same thing?

  13. rs27 says:

    Whats up with all this schaudenfreud?

    Ha, German word. I’m awesome. Ok seriously whats his real name. Bren P. Seaman? Yeah sure. Ok. You guys could have come up with a little less obvious childish name.

    I.P. Freely is very angry right now.

  14. crissy says:

    rs27- That really is his name, I swear it. He hates it. His kids have his wife’s name because he didn’t want to curse them with it. When he was in the navy, he was Seaman Seaman.

    I knew no one would believe it.

  15. Absolutely hilarious.

    You running down the street flopping all over the place about had me falling out of my chair.

  16. chris says:

    Did you feather them too? I hope so.

  17. crissy says:

    Jim- Really. I don’t know how any man ever goes jogging. Ever.

    Chris-That goes without saying.

  18. i shall have to get a pic/scan of his license to convince the non-believers!

  19. Megkathleen says:

    Can I please steal this idea for Halloween? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

    I’m really glad you put a stop to crotchrotian – he’s scary.

  20. ok, here’s the picture of his license…

    see?!?

  21. Geoff says:

    nice take down crissy.

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