Comments on: Jesus, Jesus, Bo-Beezus

By: Morgy

Morgy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:25:23 +0000

Jesus loves funny chix.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:14:04 +0000

Erikka- It’s not so much that I think I’m fat. I just need to keep myself on the straight and narrow in terms of calorie intake and exercise so I don’t end up fat. Oh, and thanks for visiting!

By: erikka

erikka — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:01:20 +0000

how tall are you? 124 is not very…fat at all, even if you were 5′2″ you’d just be plump. maybe you don’t want plump.

well, good for goal setting anyway.

By: Megkathleen

Megkathleen — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:37:17 +0000

Good lord I second Kiala - I was hoping you were a midget…I am also 5′5″ and weigh a lot more. I won’t say how much though…But I am trying this new starving myself thing, so we’ll see how it goes.

Also, you’re going to burn in hell for eternity as will I for laughing at this post.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:07:54 +0000

@Hubby Dearest: who got your panties in a twist? Jesus!

By: Hubby Dearest

Hubby Dearest — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:57:19 +0000

first of all, i don’t want a jesus blow job. sure, he’s got access to the equipment, and would have to do a superlative job, but i have a TOTALLY different thing in mind when i hear the words, “he’s got the whole world, in his hands.”

second of all:

When Im feeling blue, all I have to do
Is take a look at you, then Im not so blue
When youre close to me, I can feel your heart beat
I can hear you breathing near my ear
Wouldnt you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love

Anytime you want to you can turn me onto
Anything you want to, anytime at all
When I kiss your lips, ooh I start to shiver
Cant control the quivering inside
Wouldnt you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love, oh

When Im feeling blue, all I have to do
Is take a look at you, then Im not so blue
When Im in your arms, nothing seems to matter
My whole world could shatter, I dont care
Wouldnt you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
We got a groovy kind of love
We got a groovy kind of love, oh
We got a groovy kind of love

is not by genesis, but rather phil collins, who was a member of genesis for some time, but they didn’t participate in this song (which was a cover, btw).

third of all, your mom is hot, and i heart hot moms, especially when they value steaks and blow jobs.

fourth of all, this blog will never be a diet blog because my wife manages to drink a loaf of bread’s worth of calories on a nightly basis.

fifth of all, we all are waiting for more pictures of people’s behinds.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:46:32 +0000

Kiala- You’re not fat by any means. But neither am I. Damn you society for making us think we are anyway!!! Assholes!

Chris- This will never turn into a diet blog. This is an alcoholic blog if anything. So don’t worry.

By: chris

chris — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:19:06 +0000

Is this gonna turn into some kind of diet blog? Where very attractive women talk about losing weight even though the guys that love them don’t want them to because they look sexy as hell just as they are? Cause I won’t be happy about that.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:16:15 +0000

I am 5′8″ and I weigh um, oh I cannot say it out loud! Let’s just say that I weigh 150 pounds and leave it at that.

AAAHHHH. I said it, didn’t I? Well, whatever. Now you all know I am carrying 10 extra pounds and it’s all in my liver.

By: Crissy

Crissy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:30:54 +0000

Kiala- I’m 5′5″ and I outweigh my mom who is the same height as me by 15 lbs. I just cannot outweigh my 60 year old mother. And so I starve and I yoga my ass off.