Comments on: Ta-kee-laaaaaaa!!! http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/ I'm sort of a big deal Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:01:12 +0000 By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-601 Crissy Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:32:44 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-601 Geoff-Rotten vegetables? Hissing and moaning? Air horns? Remind me never to shit in your yard! Kendra-That is awesome! ha ha ha ha!!! Geoff-Rotten vegetables? Hissing and moaning? Air horns? Remind me never to shit in your yard!

Kendra-That is awesome! ha ha ha ha!!!

]]> By: kendra http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-600 kendra Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:09:05 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-600 I actually left a big pile of shit right by the offending dog's owner's car door. It looked as if an elephant stopped by! I actually left a big pile of shit right by the offending dog’s owner’s car door. It looked as if an elephant stopped by!

]]> By: Geoff http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-599 Geoff Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:24:16 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-599 I have had the same problem (only with neighbors cats). I found that if you let the animal know that it is on unfriendly soil it will be less apt to feel relaxed enough to shit in your yard. I would accomplish this by throwing old tomatoes,veggies, apples and the like at the animal from a position where I felt the neighbors could not see me obviously trying to fuck up their stupid pet. I would also hiss and moan....come to think of it........might not work with a pit bull. Hmmmmmmmmmm..........get one of those really loud air horns and place it near where the dog likes to shit (of course have ken hook up some kind of remote activation) and when the dog perches up in the shit position give it a long blast! I'm sure that result will give you some satisfaction. I have had the same problem (only with neighbors cats). I found that if you let the animal know that it is on unfriendly soil it will be less apt to feel relaxed enough to shit in your yard. I would accomplish this by throwing old tomatoes,veggies, apples and the like at the animal from a position where I felt the neighbors could not see me obviously trying to fuck up their stupid pet. I would also hiss and moan….come to think of it……..might not work with a pit bull. Hmmmmmmmmmm……….get one of those really loud air horns and place it near where the dog likes to shit (of course have ken hook up some kind of remote activation) and when the dog perches up in the shit position give it a long blast! I’m sure that result will give you some satisfaction.

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-597 Crissy Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:05:29 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-597 Meg-While I'm aiming for the house, I think maybe the cars might get some too...and what a shame that would be. The evil dog creeps me out too. Kendra-I can absolutely picture you shoveling shit back into someone's yard. Lynne actually suggested the pepper too. I think I'm going to try it. Arielle-I bet google earth would show the shit fo' sho'. I have no idea why I turned all gangsta all of a sudden. Must be all the talk of turf wars and retribution and stuff. And everyone, Neth is going to look into a dog costume. I promise to post video or at least pictures! Meg-While I’m aiming for the house, I think maybe the cars might get some too…and what a shame that would be. The evil dog creeps me out too.

Kendra-I can absolutely picture you shoveling shit back into someone’s yard. Lynne actually suggested the pepper too. I think I’m going to try it.

Arielle-I bet google earth would show the shit fo’ sho’. I have no idea why I turned all gangsta all of a sudden. Must be all the talk of turf wars and retribution and stuff.

And everyone, Neth is going to look into a dog costume. I promise to post video or at least pictures!

]]> By: arielle http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-596 arielle Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:46:15 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-596 Does the shit show up on google earth? I would have your husband shit in their yard. With the dog suit, which was a brilliant idea. Take pictures. Does the shit show up on google earth?

I would have your husband shit in their yard. With the dog suit, which was a brilliant idea. Take pictures.

]]> By: kendra http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-595 kendra Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:50:47 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-595 I've done the retuning the shit to the rightful owner thing. passive-agressive yes, but satisfying. I want a motion-detecting sprinkler myself. sounds like fun! Oh, go to BJ's, get a big thing of dried spice cyanne pepper, sprinkle it where they shit. One good sinffing for a spot and they should'nt want to come over again. (reccomended by a dog trainer!) I’ve done the retuning the shit to the rightful owner thing. passive-agressive yes, but satisfying. I want a motion-detecting sprinkler myself. sounds like fun! Oh, go to BJ’s, get a big thing of dried spice cyanne pepper, sprinkle it where they shit. One good sinffing for a spot and they should’nt want to come over again. (reccomended by a dog trainer!)

]]> By: Meg http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-594 Meg Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:00:19 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-594 I think you definitely should shovel the shit back, but maybe save it up for a week and make sure to get some on the side of the house. Everybody loves a shit-stained house right? And, of course, sending your hubby over to mark his territory is a MUST! Also, the evil dog in the pictures is creeping me out. I think you definitely should shovel the shit back, but maybe save it up for a week and make sure to get some on the side of the house. Everybody loves a shit-stained house right? And, of course, sending your hubby over to mark his territory is a MUST!

Also, the evil dog in the pictures is creeping me out.

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-593 Crissy Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:28:42 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-593 Neth-I don't know, but someone must have one somewhere. Chris- I do know how you feel about this one. We had this discussion already. Rach-The visual on that has me laughing so hard Girlfriend asked me why I'm crying. Te-qui-la! Jim- I thought about the sign, but I think I don't want to be quite that passive. Thanks for the link, btw. That's a funny site! Subie- I can't imagine being in my yard and suddenly seeing shit fly over my fence. I think I'd have to laugh and not care that you did it. I have fun taking pictures, so I'm glad you like 'em. Neth-I don’t know, but someone must have one somewhere.

Chris- I do know how you feel about this one. We had this discussion already.

Rach-The visual on that has me laughing so hard Girlfriend asked me why I’m crying. Te-qui-la!

Jim- I thought about the sign, but I think I don’t want to be quite that passive. Thanks for the link, btw. That’s a funny site!

Subie- I can’t imagine being in my yard and suddenly seeing shit fly over my fence. I think I’d have to laugh and not care that you did it. I have fun taking pictures, so I’m glad you like ‘em.

]]> By: SubieBoobie from NSOP http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-592 SubieBoobie from NSOP Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:08:52 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-592 I'm voting for shoveling the shit back to their side of the fence. I had this same problem and that's what I did. Even more fun, I shoveled it when I KNEW they were in their back yard so they could see it flying over the fence back at them. Did it cause any discord? Nope. I think they understood where I was coming from. BTW, I love it when you add pictures. Adds something to the story.... I’m voting for shoveling the shit back to their side of the fence. I had this same problem and that’s what I did. Even more fun, I shoveled it when I KNEW they were in their back yard so they could see it flying over the fence back at them. Did it cause any discord? Nope. I think they understood where I was coming from.

BTW, I love it when you add pictures. Adds something to the story….

]]> By: Jim - Just a Guy http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-591 Jim - Just a Guy Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:40:32 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-591 I recommend taking a cue from http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ Post a sign in your fromt yard that says something like "My yard is not a doggy toilet and I would appreciate it if dogs did not treat it as such. I understand dogs can't read so I would really appreciate if dog owners would keep their dogs out of my yard or at least show a little common courtesy and clean up after their dog." If the sign mysteriously disappears make another one. Sure it's passive aggressive but it may make you feel better. I recommend taking a cue from
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

Post a sign in your fromt yard that says something like
“My yard is not a doggy toilet and I would appreciate it if dogs did not treat it as such. I understand dogs can’t read so I would really appreciate if dog owners would keep their dogs out of my yard or at least show a little common courtesy and clean up after their dog.”

If the sign mysteriously disappears make another one. Sure it’s passive aggressive but it may make you feel better.

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