Going through old photos looking for a dorky picture of myself to share with the internetatrons: A somewhat painful trip down Memory Lane.
I swear I was tempted to blackmail myself a few times, but that would have gone nowhere.
Clearly.
Finding pictures and realizing that my thing for the paisans didn’t start with Tony Soprano at all, but in high school with 1st ever boyfriend Tommy Delfino instead:
Priceless!
Awwwww…so cute. I was such a little Puttana for that boy. I so almost lost my virginity that night!
Could I have chosen some larger flowers maybe? And that dress…ugh! Joan Rivers would have a fucking field day! I mean, is it Halloween or prom? Seriously.
Anywho, 2 years later we broke up because he had a goomah like any good Italian boy did. But I wasn’t an Italian girl, so I didn’t have to put up with that bullshit.
OMFG! and his family?
Mobbed. Up.
Sshhhh! You don’t want me to get whacked do ya?
And you know I wore red for St. Joseph’s day yesterday, right?
And then I got naked and rolled around in Zeppole.
Don’t tell anyone.
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March 20th, 2008 at 8:58 AM
aw you were so cute in your little prom dress. and he totally looks like a mobster.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:28 AM
the burning question is:
where is he now?
March 20th, 2008 at 10:30 AM
“And then I got naked and rolled around in Zeppole.”
Some how I think there may not be any exaggeration here. I can just picture hubby walking in and saying “not again.”
March 20th, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Ashley-He SO WAS the mobster type! He hung around with a bunch of other guys with the same sort of, ahem, family ties as his.
Neth-Last I heard, he was married to the most lovely, ethereal and brilliant girl named Amy. I actually really liked her in HS. AND, this is so disappointing, I heard he became an accountant. So much for the mob, huh? It would have given me SO MUCH street cred if I could say I used to date a wise guy.
Jim-Actually, he said “WAIT! I forgot my spoon!”
March 20th, 2008 at 12:02 PM
That was so much better than what I came up with and now my I have to explain my loud laughter to my girlfriend who has that WTF look on her face. With me she has that look frequently.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:35 PM
you’re confusing me.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Chris-I find your confusion confusing.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:23 PM
I get that a lot. I laughed as I read your comment. My girlfriend looked at me with an expression that said WTF. I frequently illicit that expression on her face with the myriad of confusing things I say and do. I like cheese.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:08 AM
i actually tried to look for him yesterday but i came up with nothing interesting
maybe he changed his name and went into the witness protection program!
March 21st, 2008 at 11:48 AM
NETH!!!! THAT IS SOOOO HER!!! She’s lovely isn’t she? She was always such a nice person. I hope Paisan’s mother is decent to her. And I hope Paisan can manage to keep his dick out of, oh, I don’t know, everyone.