Comments on: Paisan Says What? http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/ I'm sort of a big deal Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:35:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Jim - Just a Guy http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-411 Jim - Just a Guy Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:41:08 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-411 Nice to know that life is still life and not a cheap porno. I recently had my first "excuse me sir" and I knew my boyish looks had gone forever. I am one those people that in my thirties I love to get carded. Makes me feel find of funny, like when I used to climb the rope in Gym class. Nice to know that life is still life and not a cheap porno. I recently had my first “excuse me sir” and I knew my boyish looks had gone forever. I am one those people that in my thirties I love to get carded. Makes me feel find of funny, like when I used to climb the rope in Gym class.

]]> By: Grammy http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-397 Grammy Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:10:08 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-397 Better to be called "Ma'm than "Hey you." Don't sweat the small stuff. Better to be called “Ma’m than “Hey you.” Don’t sweat the small stuff.

]]> By: Rachel http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-396 Rachel Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:23:32 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-396 I think you should start ordering your cold cuts in inches--"I need nine inches of your hard salami, please." OR If you're feeling especially naughty, you should show how big of a salami fits in your mouth...*gasp* it's the forgotten "dick-a-like"! I think you should start ordering your cold cuts in inches–”I need nine inches of your hard salami, please.”

OR

If you’re feeling especially naughty, you should show how big of a salami fits in your mouth…*gasp* it’s the forgotten “dick-a-like”!

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-392 Crissy Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:23:24 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-392 Wired-But I'm <em>trying</em> to turn him on! The peas just might work! It's genius! Wired-But I’m trying to turn him on! The peas just might work! It’s genius!

]]> By: wired http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-391 wired Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:10:39 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-391 What if the peas start to melt, he might think you're lactating LOL This might turn him on... Better stay natural with a very thin bra to show off the twins What if the peas start to melt, he might think you’re lactating LOL This might turn him on… Better stay natural with a very thin bra to show off the twins

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-390 Crissy Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:45:34 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-390 Chris-Thank you for your words of comfort and encouragement. Wired-It was just a ma'am as if nothing had ever transpired between us in my imagination! I can't believe this is happening! I'll be sure to take your advice next shopping trip...What if I stuff my shirt with Charmin and a couple of frozen peas? Chris-Thank you for your words of comfort and encouragement.

Wired-It was just a ma’am as if nothing had ever transpired between us in my imagination! I can’t believe this is happening! I’ll be sure to take your advice next shopping trip…What if I stuff my shirt with Charmin and a couple of frozen peas?

]]> By: wired http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-389 wired Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:34:21 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-389 Hmmm Ma'am. How did he say it? Maaaam with smile? or just ma'am. Wham bam thank you Ma'am is pretty sexual. BUT It is a step down from Hun. I think you better wear a little less clothes next time and take a walk through the frozen food isle before you get your deli meats. You are starting to lose his attention. Hmmm Ma’am. How did he say it? Maaaam with smile? or just ma’am. Wham bam thank you Ma’am is pretty sexual. BUT It is a step down from Hun. I think you better wear a little less clothes next time and take a walk through the frozen food isle before you get your deli meats. You are starting to lose his attention.

]]> By: Chris http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-387 Chris Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:34:54 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-387 I'm sure that's it. I’m sure that’s it.

]]> By: Crissy http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-386 Crissy Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:36:39 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-386 Chris-I hadn't thought of that! Does anyone out there speak Italian who can translate for me? That must be what he meant. Chris-I hadn’t thought of that! Does anyone out there speak Italian who can translate for me? That must be what he meant.

]]> By: Chris http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/comment-page-1/#comment-385 Chris Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:30:08 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/03/17/paisan-says-what/#comment-385 maybe "ma'am" is Italian for "sexy as hell woman that I want to do bad things to?" maybe? maybe “ma’am” is Italian for “sexy as hell woman that I want to do bad things to?”

maybe?

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