Hello, my name is Crissy and I am a comment whore.
“Hi Crissy.” (that was you)
I’m just sitting here reading over the comments from all y’all and I’m feelin’ the love. It means a lot to me that you take the time to catch up on what’s new here. When there’s a new comment from someone, my heart does a little jump and shouts “hooray!”
That said, for all the people who comment, there are a whole lot more of you out there who visit me daily, but never say “hi.” I don’t know who you are, but I know there’s like 80 of you! Don’t be shy honeys! Don’t be afraid to show yourselves! I want to hear from you! This is a friendly, happy place.
You don’t even have to use your real name if you don’t want to.
Let me help you by providing a list of names to choose from, just to make you feel a little more comfortable:
- Turd Furgeson
- Princess Consuela Bananahammock
- Jack Schitt
- Anastasia Beaverhausen (already taken, but soooo funny!)
- Abby Normal
- Jay Irkinov
- Dick Johnson
- Harry Pitts
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
- Scut Farkus
- Lacy Underalls
- Hoof Hearted
- Biggus Dickus
- Pussy Galore
- Art Vandelay
- Incontinentia Buttocks
- Batman
It doesn’t matter if you just want to tell me how you pee your pants laughing at me, or how hot I am in rubber gloves and a tiara, or that I’m the most beautifulest woman to ever sport a motorcycle helmet, I just want to know where my peeps at?
PS: I just found out that they call people who read blogs and never comment “lurkers.” That sounds kind of creepy to me. Your mother raised you better than that. Don’t be a lurker!
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February 24th, 2008 at 8:58 AM
I love your blog and read it daily–anyone not leaving comments can simply suck it!
February 24th, 2008 at 9:05 AM
Well, I guess I’m the first one to pipe up and say something.
I enjoy reading your blog very much! Don’t take my lurking personally–I don’t really post on ANY of the blogs I regularly visit. I can understand that you like to get feedback on your writing so that’s the only reason I’m coming out of the shadows…
~~AEM~~
February 24th, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Don’t feel bad, I have all of two people who read my blog and you are the only one who regularly comments. But I press on, I do it for my own mental health but it IS nice to get a few comments. Perhaps I should take the hint?! Maybe. I love your blog and hope that some of your regular readers will hop over and check me out too! I know this is a shameless attempt to plug my own blog, but I don’t care! I need people. After all, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:41 AM
yes and asking people to comment is called delurking….which sort of sounds like a medical procedure.
i have lots of lurkers on my blog…it makes me wonder what perv in lower slovenia is reading about my life. and wanting to buy my underwear.
love,
flister cornwall
February 25th, 2008 at 3:07 PM
on most other blogs/forums/etc i am a lurker
only rarely do i comment, so consider yourself lucky!
by the way keep up the good work…i do find most of the stuff you post to be rather amusing….
February 25th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Hey, I just found your blog, and I’m commenting!
and Chris really is my name!
crazy, right?
February 25th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
u should pheel spechal krissey
i dont read blogs so i never post and i am a lurker of all sorts
February 25th, 2008 at 6:06 PM
I wet myself laughing at your suggested names. I don’t read very well because of the obvious difficulties. But I do try to read your blog just for the fun. You’re a terrific writer and wicked funny.
Love,
Your Mother
February 26th, 2008 at 11:42 AM
well, i’m here, as always.
-ken
February 26th, 2008 at 2:26 PM
oh my gawd neth you’re a momo. “im here as always” well no shit you’re MARRIED dumbo!
February 28th, 2008 at 5:25 PM
Hi!…I am Valerie and I am a lurker. I read everyday and do not comment. I almost used a name such as bitchymama or wannabemilf or notahappycamper, but I decided to go with my real name. I promise that I will try and comment more in the future.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:47 PM
Val! You my peep! I’m so glad you decided to join the pah-tay!
Welcome!
PS:I really, really like the name bitchymama!
PSS: When you have the baby, I expect you to bring a laptop to the hospital so you can keep up with what’s going on here. It’s THAT important.
Love you!