Hello, my name is Crissy and I am a comment whore.
“Hi Crissy.” (that was you)
I’m just sitting here reading over the comments from all y’all and I’m feelin’ the love. It means a lot to me that you take the time to catch up on what’s new here. When there’s a new comment from someone, my heart does a little jump and shouts “hooray!”
That said, for all the people who comment, there are a whole lot more of you out there who visit me daily, but never say “hi.” I don’t know who you are, but I know there’s like 80 of you! Don’t be shy honeys! Don’t be afraid to show yourselves! I want to hear from you! This is a friendly, happy place.
You don’t even have to use your real name if you don’t want to.
Let me help you by providing a list of names to choose from, just to make you feel a little more comfortable:
- Turd Furgeson
- Princess Consuela Bananahammock
- Jack Schitt
- Anastasia Beaverhausen (already taken, but soooo funny!)
- Abby Normal
- Jay Irkinov
- Dick Johnson
- Harry Pitts
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
- Scut Farkus
- Lacy Underalls
- Hoof Hearted
- Biggus Dickus
- Pussy Galore
- Art Vandelay
- Incontinentia Buttocks
It doesn’t matter if you just want to tell me how you pee your pants laughing at me, or how hot I am in rubber gloves and a tiara, or that I’m the most beautifulest woman to ever sport a motorcycle helmet, I just want to know where my peeps at?
PS: I just found out that they call people who read blogs and never comment “lurkers.” That sounds kind of creepy to me. Your mother raised you better than that. Don’t be a lurker!