Where My Peeps At?

Hello, my name is Crissy and I am a comment whore.

“Hi Crissy.” (that was you)

I’m just sitting here reading over the comments from all y’all and I’m feelin’ the love. It means a lot to me that you take the time to catch up on what’s new here. When there’s a new comment from someone, my heart does a little jump and shouts “hooray!”

That said, for all the people who comment, there are a whole lot more of you out there who visit me daily, but never say “hi.” I don’t know who you are, but I know there’s like 80 of you! Don’t be shy honeys!  Don’t be afraid to show yourselves!  I want to hear from you! This is a friendly, happy place.

You don’t even have to use your real name if you don’t want to.

Let me help you by providing a list of names to choose from, just to make you feel a little more comfortable:

  • Turd Furgeson
  • Princess Consuela Bananahammock
  • Jack Schitt
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen (already taken, but soooo funny!)
  • Abby Normal
  • Jay Irkinov
  • Dick Johnson
  • Harry Pitts
  • Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
  • Scut Farkus
  • Lacy Underalls
  • Hoof Hearted
  • Biggus Dickus
  • Pussy Galore
  • Art Vandelay
  • Incontinentia Buttocks
  • Batman

It doesn’t matter if you just want to tell me how you pee your pants laughing at me, or how hot I am in rubber gloves and a tiara, or that I’m the most beautifulest woman to ever sport a motorcycle helmet, I just want to know where my peeps at?

PS: I just found out that they call people who read blogs and never comment “lurkers.”  That sounds kind of creepy to me.  Your mother raised you better than that.  Don’t be a lurker!

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  1. Well, I guess I’m the first one to pipe up and say something.

    I enjoy reading your blog very much! Don’t take my lurking personally–I don’t really post on ANY of the blogs I regularly visit. I can understand that you like to get feedback on your writing so that’s the only reason I’m coming out of the shadows… 🙂


  2. Don’t feel bad, I have all of two people who read my blog and you are the only one who regularly comments. But I press on, I do it for my own mental health but it IS nice to get a few comments. Perhaps I should take the hint?! Maybe. I love your blog and hope that some of your regular readers will hop over and check me out too! I know this is a shameless attempt to plug my own blog, but I don’t care! I need people. After all, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world!

  3. yes and asking people to comment is called delurking….which sort of sounds like a medical procedure.

    i have lots of lurkers on my blog…it makes me wonder what perv in lower slovenia is reading about my life. and wanting to buy my underwear.

    flister cornwall

  4. on most other blogs/forums/etc i am a lurker

    only rarely do i comment, so consider yourself lucky!

    by the way keep up the good work…i do find most of the stuff you post to be rather amusing….

  5. I wet myself laughing at your suggested names. I don’t read very well because of the obvious difficulties. But I do try to read your blog just for the fun. You’re a terrific writer and wicked funny.

    Your Mother

  6. Hi!…I am Valerie and I am a lurker. I read everyday and do not comment. I almost used a name such as bitchymama or wannabemilf or notahappycamper, but I decided to go with my real name. I promise that I will try and comment more in the future.

  7. Val! You my peep! I’m so glad you decided to join the pah-tay!

    PS:I really, really like the name bitchymama!
    PSS: When you have the baby, I expect you to bring a laptop to the hospital so you can keep up with what’s going on here. It’s THAT important.

    Love you!

  8. Um…I just read this and realized I must be considered a lurker…and since I’m not creepy at all, I thought I would write and say “hi”. I actually thought it was creepier TO leave a comment, knowing you don’t know me, but I get your sentiment. I’m getting to know you a bit and you have no idea who you are letting in.

    Gotcha. Point taken.

    I will promise to comment more as I fall more in “like” with you (in a calm, not lurker kind of way, of course).


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