Where My Peeps At?

Feb

Where My Peeps At?

Hello, my name is Crissy and I am a comment whore.

“Hi Crissy.” (that was you)

I’m just sitting here reading over the comments from all y’all and I’m feelin’ the love. It means a lot to me that you take the time to catch up on what’s new here. When there’s a new comment from someone, my heart does a little jump and shouts “hooray!”

That said, for all the people who comment, there are a whole lot more of you out there who visit me daily, but never say “hi.” I don’t know who you are, but I know there’s like 80 of you! Don’t be shy honeys! Don’t be afraid to show yourselves! I want to hear from you! This is a friendly, happy place.

You don’t even have to use your real name if you don’t want to.

Let me help you by providing a list of names to choose from, just to make you feel a little more comfortable:

Turd Furgeson
Princess Consuela Bananahammock
Jack Schitt
Anastasia Beaverhausen (already taken, but soooo funny!)
Abby Normal
Jay Irkinov
Dick Johnson
Harry Pitts
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Scut Farkus
Lacy Underalls
Hoof Hearted
Biggus Dickus
Pussy Galore
Art Vandelay
Incontinentia Buttocks
Batman

It doesn’t matter if you just want to tell me how you pee your pants laughing at me, or how hot I am in rubber gloves and a tiara, or that I’m the most beautifulest woman to ever sport a motorcycle helmet, I just want to know where my peeps at?

PS: I just found out that they call people who read blogs and never comment “lurkers.” That sounds kind of creepy to me. Your mother raised you better than that. Don’t be a lurker!