New plastic doo-dad designed to make my life faster and easier in the morning by poaching eggs in the microwave: $2.99
Opening it after cooking the eggs and having the yolk explode in my face, my hair, on my new cashmere sweater, the kitchen cabinets, and the floor: Priceless
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i peed my pants when i read your craigslist post. not even kidding. in other news, i’m sorry about your new sweater.
Jesus! You are so funny. Sorry about the egg thing.
Love,
Lacy Underwear