Dear smug bitch at the library who insulted both my daughter and myself when she said my kid is “beautiful, but out of control and needs discipline,”
For your information, bitch face, my daughter is spirited, brilliant, independent, outgoing, creative, and yes, gorgeous. She’s an incredible little kid who is full of life and enthusiasm. She’s only 2 years old and is learning how to share toys and play with other kids. She makes mistakes, but is she a discipline problem? I think fucking not. How dare you say that she is? You don’t even fucking know her!
She’s nothing like the two little lemmings you drag around behind you. Have you noticed that while all the other kids are laughing and squirming around during the story, your nice and nephew are sitting there with their mouths hanging open like two little lobotomy patients? They’re the real freaks here lady, and I can tell you’re very proud of yourself by the way you stand in the back of the room with your arms folded with that smug look on your face, watching all the other moms struggle to keep squiggly two year olds still. And do you really need to control them so much as to force them to do the storytime craft exactly like the librarian’s example? Would it kill you to let the poor kids do what they want with the materials given to them? They are, after all, only TWO YEARS OLD!! Oh, and by the way, little Alex may be able to spell his name, but he sure as hell can’t write it. I saw him scribbling. You’d better get on that. He’s out of control.
You really pissed me off today with your fucking smug bullshit. Overbearing ass holes like you are the ones who raise Unabombers. Remember the expression, “it’s the quiet ones you have to worry about?” Well, it looks like you’ve got a fucking problem on your hands. Two of them, actually.
You’re really lucky there won’t be another storytime for a few weeks. The way I feel right now, I’m likely to show up in my gladiator outfit and open up a can of whoop ass on you.
How’s that for discipline?
OMG! I can’t believe someone said that about Charlotte! Evil, evil woman. How did you not punch her in the face? Who is she? We’ll all gang up on her, put huge fines on her card, and ban her from the library.
Next time just follow her out to the parking lot and smash her windshield!
Isn’t there some sort of code amongst you librarians–she should be blackballed! Tons of unnecessary late fees, NO movie or pass privileges and an unending cavalcade of recorded messages at her house telling her about all of the books she has “coming due” at the library.
That’ll shut the rabble-rouser up!
Wow! That’s the spirit. Loved your post. That self-righteous bitch with her two lobotomy patients will get hers someday. Loved the suggestions from responders to your article…heavy library fines, smashed windshield,recorded messages…nice. Hope I never piss off your friends.
Love,
Your Mother
wow! guess you’re real proud of yourself for calling another human being names! PMS’ing a bit are ya? who raised you anyway, scumbags?
Crissy, I would suggest you have a severe personality disorder.
did it take you this long to figure that out, mezcalboy?
and jack, half the answer to your question is “grammy” in reply #4.
your child quite probably acts like a brat, if she’s gotten anything from you.
not only that, but she got her great set of tits too!
(GF’s an “early bloomer.”)