When in the hell is this writer’s strike going to be over because I cannot handle having nothing to watch on TV. It’s the only fun I have all day, dammit!

I was totally bummed to see that the best thing on TV last night was stupid American Gladiator, which I’ve never watched before in my life.

But you know what? Seriously? I can totally kick some ass on that show.

I’m goin’ for it, baby.

Behold! The next American Gladiator.

I’m totally rockin’ that outfit aren’t I?

Ooooohhhhh yeaaahh!

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